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[Philhod]

Err I don't think the French were always mertic

Ever heard of Avoir Dupoire AKA imperial

They developed metric and left us with the bag of shite we used to use

Feet inches yards rods poles perches chains. Pints quarts gills gallons.
pounds ounces hunredweights tons. ergs and drulls (power)
farthings ha'pennies pennies thre'pence sixpence shilling two bob 1/2 crown crown
ten bob pound guinea.

Yeah real joined up that lot was................

[docchevron132]

Of course!
The yardstick!
Ah, some of my schooling comes flooding back!

[Bx Bandit]

I didn't know Phil could speak all foriegn like!

No sis in law dude. BIL's wife is do-able. BIL's wife's sister is more doable but she needs it ..........well, hard, frankly!

edit: So Phil, Avoir Dupoire are French and created metric ?

[docchevron132]

Mate, it's been sooo long since I've had sex, well, with anybody else, I could do her so hard she'd spend the rest of her life a dribbling mess in a wheelchair!

[Bx Bandit]

well frankly she'd deserve it, so poke like the wind my friend!

[docchevron132]

Cool!
I'll pop over!
Tell her to prepare for the battering of her life!

[Philhod]

Prior to 1066 we didn't have a national measurements system.
The Normans brought avoir thingy with them and over the centuries it became imperial.

Sometime between 1700 and 1800 some clever Ffrench cunt developed MetricSystem.( you can tell how good my history is)

Of course we said fuck that it's err French, we'll keep using your previous incomprehensible stuff thanks

What's sex???????????

[docchevron132]

Sex is when you open your wallett, and a bird empties it for you!

Wasn't measurment invented to ensure that people got the same amount everytime or something?
Like, the yardstick came about because people were getting stuff in lengths and it needed to be the same lengths cos it came from abroad or some shit like that?

[mat_the_cat]

Sex is when you open your wallett, and a bird empties it for you!

I reckon that in the long run, sex for love is FAR more expensive than sex for money...

[docchevron132]

Aint it ever.
I mean it really really is.
And moreover, paid for sex is guarenteed.

Whats the difference between a hooker and a wife?
Ones contract, the others pay as you go.

[Bx Bandit]

/\ I have the contract one I think....dunno, have to check the paperwork..............

anyway

Prior to 1066 ...........

What's sex???????????

Fuck me you is old dude! Are you sure you ain't one of them highlander blokes?

[Philhod]

You're not supposed to know


And anyway Mickey is looking after me sword


Given the circumstances that means my contract is for evah!!!!!

I believe it was the Egyptians who started standardisation, in fact the whole of the middle east
was full of Mathematicians

They must have been constipated too coz they were the first bunch to work it out with a pencil

If a joiner made a chair for someone, he measured him and made the chair.

Now with a standard all the chairs are thesame and if you don't fit....well....tough

[mickey taker]

I believe it was the Egyptians who started standardisation, l:

yeah and I bet you were there to oversee it was done properly gramps


remember ,there can be only one and I have the sword

[Bx Bandit]

I believe it was the Egyptians who started standardisation, in fact the whole of the middle east was full of Mathematicians

So how come all house ain't triangular then?

must have been constipated too coz they were the first bunch to work it out with a pencil

Been there!

......Gramps = rofl

[Bx Bandit]

Right, I have stripped the donor bx down and am now stumped a tad. I am attempting to put a wider ratio diff on the TD. So, I heed the diff and the gear it meshes with on the o/p shaft. Does this gear pull off? In which case I need a puller right?

[docchevron132]

Yeah, it's a press fit!
A fooking tight one!
And indeed, the nuts are a slack 28mm!
Just like some of the women I'v been in!

[Bx Bandit]

Awwwh bless him. Me dad had a 5/8 Whitworth socket and it fits like a glove! Need to strip the TD box down now.
Did you say a bearing was gone on the ZX box mate???/ Cos you were right me old cocker! Would you believe a google search for the bearing number reveals one listed by a bearing company oop norf as stock clearance so I've asked for a quote. As it happens the one from the TD box may yet be ok but it did rumble in the jungle in 5th but could also be me nuts as you suggested Doc!

[docchevron132]

Were the nuts loose?
They can and do work loose.
Yeah that box had a well noisey bearing / shaft.
It still took some serious stick though!

[Bx Bandit]

One of the nut's on the ZX box was loose, I ain't stripped the one off the TZD yet. I'll be doing it on Monday now as I have a guest staying who will demand I drink vast quantities of booze....It's gonna be a weekend!

[docchevron132]

Oooh!
If only I had the time to dap over...