Hitler had the right idea, he just went for the wrong market group...
The van will be most welcome Mat, especially if it's raining!
Even the Fraud will be allowed!
Erm, I would pick you up Vanny, but I dont know where I's put you, if things pan out, I may not be coming alone!
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So if it is anything like the National, I'll wake up in the morning surrounded by cars and bottles as far as the eye can see? The whole van reeked of booze, although with hindsight that may just have been me...docchevron1472 wrote:The van will be most welcome Mat, especially if it's raining!
Oooh, you have a girlie?docchevron1472 wrote: if things pan out, I may not be coming alone!
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I don't recall doing that map!!!! In fact I do recall it was Vanny's invention! Which means my original real post makes me look like an utter spaz too! Damn that Vanny! You'll be in Cov wont you Vanny? I can pick you up if you like dude. Is your valver off the road then dude?
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OF course his valvers off the road, this is Vanny!
I've actually just noticed the subtle typo in the title header, so does that mean we all have to turn up at Vanny's first to get the Fuckus started??
Mat, I'm almost certain the stench of acrid booze in the morning would have been all you mate!
You were, er, hhmm, well, putting away a fairly epic amount of liquid that evening, I reckon it must have been twice your body weight!
And, er, there may be a prospect for the current job vacancy of Mrs. Doc, yes.
I've actually just noticed the subtle typo in the title header, so does that mean we all have to turn up at Vanny's first to get the Fuckus started??
Mat, I'm almost certain the stench of acrid booze in the morning would have been all you mate!
You were, er, hhmm, well, putting away a fairly epic amount of liquid that evening, I reckon it must have been twice your body weight!
And, er, there may be a prospect for the current job vacancy of Mrs. Doc, yes.
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1971 BL 350FG ambulance
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Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
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1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
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For the record, i split this topic from another, and created an intorduction to the thread, i'm not able to add a post of my own to the start, so i have to edit Mr Bandito's post! Simplez. Now stop forking crying you gang of small minded reprobates, get down and give me 20!
There is nothing wrong with Jazz as such, i just cant afford to have her on the road, infact i'm happy that she would go straight through an MOT as well. But insurance, MOT, tax all adds up to a sum i dont have, more so as i have roof work getting done this week and building work next month, so thats gonna cost a good £500++
GRRRRR
Yes i'll be in Cov, will potentially bring a tent and a much bigger tent. To be honet i think i'll just come in the ford and hide it some where!
There is nothing wrong with Jazz as such, i just cant afford to have her on the road, infact i'm happy that she would go straight through an MOT as well. But insurance, MOT, tax all adds up to a sum i dont have, more so as i have roof work getting done this week and building work next month, so thats gonna cost a good £500++
GRRRRR
Yes i'll be in Cov, will potentially bring a tent and a much bigger tent. To be honet i think i'll just come in the ford and hide it some where!
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Simple, hide the fuckus in the big tent!
Doesn't really matter what you come in though does it.
It's not like any BXP infiltration has ever been about cars, it's all about getting pissed, talking bollocks and watching Laura get her fascinating breasts out!
Doesn't really matter what you come in though does it.
It's not like any BXP infiltration has ever been about cars, it's all about getting pissed, talking bollocks and watching Laura get her fascinating breasts out!
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
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no way, no Laura?
WTF..
Fuck, thats ruined my day.....
WTF..
Fuck, thats ruined my day.....
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1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
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1971 BL 350FG ambulance
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actually i've checked her diary and i think she might be dragged, would mean an early dive on sunday, so less drinking on saturday, unless she drives, which means bringing the Corsa . . . hmmmm
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I *may* take my trousers off instead, if that's of any consolation...docchevron1472 wrote:no way, no Laura?
WTF..
Fuck, thats ruined my day.....
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I've never heard a breast described as fascinating ![[chin]](./images/smilies/scratch_chin.gif "hmmm")
interesting...
Matt, I'm afraid to say that any amount of todjer or man bum is unlikely to console a male audience expecting to see a fascinating breast.........sorry dude....thanks for thinking of us though!
interesting...Matt, I'm afraid to say that any amount of todjer or man bum is unlikely to console a male audience expecting to see a fascinating breast.........sorry dude....thanks for thinking of us though!
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Yes, 'tis a curious description isn't it?Bx Bandit wrote:I've never heard a breast described as fascinating
Perhaps there is a special repertory show including tassel twirling for instance? 
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I think, from what I heard, that it was the natural accidentalness of it's appearance, that caused the fascination.
Err ....What's with the Mrs Doc then ...dark horse. You never alluded to a situation of that nature last weekend
Err ....What's with the Mrs Doc then ...dark horse. You never alluded to a situation of that nature last weekend
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Now XBX And into HDI.....as well as other ...err.... things.
Now XBX And into HDI.....as well as other ...err.... things.
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so, we have Marty's moobs, Mats trouserless er, man bits and no Laura....
Looking desperate!
Although, we could leave all women folk at home and just have a gay weekend?!
Erm, the Mrs. Doc situation is rather in it's infancy Phil.. Like, we haven't actually been ona date or owt yet, but I've known her (sort of) for 4 years, so it's not like we're strangers.... kinda.. I duno, it's all a bit weird and stuff at the mo, but I've discovered more about her in the last week than I have in the previous 4 years, so things are gathering pace a bit...
Looking desperate!
Although, we could leave all women folk at home and just have a gay weekend?!
Erm, the Mrs. Doc situation is rather in it's infancy Phil.. Like, we haven't actually been ona date or owt yet, but I've known her (sort of) for 4 years, so it's not like we're strangers.... kinda.. I duno, it's all a bit weird and stuff at the mo, but I've discovered more about her in the last week than I have in the previous 4 years, so things are gathering pace a bit...
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1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
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Not the Tattood weight challenged Latvian? 
Or have the new glasses improved things? 
Or have the new glasses improved things? 1991 BX19GTi Auto
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..........or Chardonnay or Demi.....? Kewl Doc, hope it works out. Maybe you should bring her to prevent the gayness happening! Besides, she could get a fascinating boob out instead...?
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Now that you have agreed to attend i must ask that you sign a risk assessment form, and send me a cheque for £80 to secure your attendance. I will be askng for your full support with the entertainment provisions. Let your friends and familyknow that you'll be in a bastard of a mood come monday!