BXProject

charlie · Post by **charlie** » 14 Mar 2008

is done

one fuckin wet day in cardiff

and we split de big bastard lump

though im sure this was supposed to come off with the gear box

the bandit

and friends

smiffy · Post by **smiffy** » 14 Mar 2008

Why is there an egyptian bloke masturbating the bandits finger?

charlie · Post by **charlie** » 14 Mar 2008

i wish i knew

but all i could get from the butt buyo

was somat about the size of his hole

hope this helps

mickey taker · Post by **mickey taker** » 14 Mar 2008

fucking hell if I'm suggs Bandit has got to be Elvis

Bx Bandit · Post by **Bx Bandit** » 14 Mar 2008

Why thank you Suggsee....I think.....

Smiffy......me cock wouldn't fit....so a finger is all he got

I was actually 'curling one out' in the penultimate piccy......I hid it in the drivers seat for future discovery......

smiffy · Post by **smiffy** » 14 Mar 2008

Oh my god, he bloody is too!

mickey taker · Post by **mickey taker** » 15 Mar 2008

you can see the likeness can you smiffy

never seen a bloke with a camels toe before

mickey taker · Post by **mickey taker** » 15 Mar 2008

sorry Bandit only joshing

smiffy · Post by **smiffy** » 15 Mar 2008

All he needs, is a cheese burger for total authenticity!

mickey taker · Post by **mickey taker** » 15 Mar 2008

didnt know Benny from crossroads had moved to Wales either

Bx Bandit · Post by **Bx Bandit** » 15 Mar 2008

mickey taker wrote:

you can see the likeness can you smiffy

never seen a bloke with a camels toe before

He fookin has got a camel toe as well!!! Although that fella should really give up.......he's beyond even Elvis' last days!
However, Ask Elvis on Steve Wright is fooking funny...today was class!!!!

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 15 Mar 2008

Erm , someone forgot to undo the little bolts that lock the torque converter to the flexi plate didn't they.......

mickey taker · Post by **mickey taker** » 15 Mar 2008

docchevron1472 wrote:Erm , someone forgot to undo the little bolts that lock the torque converter to the flexi plate didn't they.......

oh ark at little miss back on topic

Philhod · Post by **Philhod** » 15 Mar 2008

Well he did warn him

sleepy0905 · Post by **sleepy0905** » 15 Mar 2008

OOOH its the new masons handshake for the secret order.

Bx Bandit · Post by **Bx Bandit** » 15 Mar 2008

docchevron1472 wrote:Erm , someone forgot to undo the little bolts that lock the torque converter to the flexi plate didn't they.......

Well........here go-eth the story......

We was scrathin' our 'eads thinking how on earth this bolt was supposed to hold the torque converter on the 'gox....the hole was no where near where we thought is was supposed to be....so we removed the box anyway. We realised afterwards we'd been looking at the speed sensor and not the rpm sensor

So, Charlie marked which way the t/c fits on the box and we try gently to remove t/c from the engine, but no budge! Where are these bolts to the flexi plate you speak of sire?

Bx Bandit · Post by **Bx Bandit** » 15 Mar 2008

Oh wait....you mean 'these' bolts......

http://www.bxproject.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1383

Where be they then mukka?

Way2go · Post by **Way2go** » 15 Mar 2008

It must of been the butt plugs that distracted you!

Bx Bandit · Post by **Bx Bandit** » 15 Mar 2008

Way2go wrote:It must of been the butt plugs that distracted you!

Well I may as well enjoy myself whilst I'm working away with Charlie just lolling about and watching......

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 15 Mar 2008

Erm yes.
Right, ya know the little plate that attaches to the gearbox and covers the lower bit of the bell housing?
As viewed from looking under the engine towards the gearbox....
Well, if you rotate the engine (crank) then a bolt will come into view, 13mm IIRC, undo said bolt then rotate the crank again until the next bolt somes into view, undo and repeat again.
There be three of the little feckers see.
Undo them and the torque converter will fall off the flexi plate like.

the dirty deed