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[docchevron132]

We need to go back to a subsistence economy.

Amen.

[Father Ted]

Problem with that is the country is too overpopuated. We need to bin a few million people. Perhaps by detaching Wales say and letting it drift off into the Atlantic....

[docchevron132]

20 million is about right for the UK.
So, kill the soap dodgers, drug users, chavs and hoodies, ally and his 300 wives, and we're laughing!

[Vanny]

roll on Swine flu then?

From what i gather all the cases of swine flu in this country have been rather weak strains though

[Father Ted]

You should have done genetic engineering Vanny....

[mickey taker]

I thought I had swine flu

I came out in a nasty rasher

I called the nhs helpline but all I got was crackling

[Father Ted]

I got some oinkment you can put on that.

[Fish_Botherer]

All's swill that ends swill...

[docchevron132]

Oh dear....
Fuck the swine flu, we need a fucking good war, a proper one like, not all this namby pamby iraqy shit.

[Father Ted]

i'd be quite up for a civil war if it meant i could twat some of my neighbours, patients and scum I meet in the street round the head with a big shovel.

[docchevron132]

I'm up for eliminating anyone I think deserves it.

[Philhod]

Prefer to do with my bare hands...........................................................










............................It's more personal like

[docchevron132]

But mate, two hands, say one death every minute or so..
Thats a long time!
One nuclear bomb, one finger on a button, 5 seconds = the end!

[Father Ted]

Yeah, but more fun getting a big swing with say a cricket bat or a shovel...

[mat_the_cat]

This might be a bit deep...(but I am slightly less than sober) but I started to think about how the planet is trying to control itself but is thwarted by the advances made in science. So we're getting overcrowded nowadays, and fertillity is lower than it was say 50 years ago. So along comes medical science with things like IVF so that infertile couples can have kids.
Left to itself would the population self -regulate? Maybe.

[jonathan_dyane]

i'd be quite up for a civil war if it meant i could twat some of my neighbours, patients and scum I meet in the street round the head with a big shovel.

Would that be with the spear and jackson number 3? Personally I'm more into rain gauges...

[mickey taker]

. So along comes medical science with things like IVF so that infertile couples can have kids.Left to itself would the population self -regulate? Maybe.

no mate because the 13 year old chav kids would still have 30 zillion kids each just to get a council flat and benefits.
what we really need is

[mickey taker]

or mix the BXathong with death race and have the BXKILLATHON

[Father Ted]

There is a council estate (nowt wrong with them per-se) where pretty much all the under 6 year olds have been fathered by two herberts. Now this in itself is pretty crap, but fast forward 13 years when these little brasstuds start shagging - they will likely as not be shagging their own half brothers and sisters - cue Dueling Banjos....

[docchevron132]

It's an interesting thought that Mat, but as said up yonder, chav's will fuck anything that moves to get them there benefits.

The way I see it there's two options:
1: make hetrosexuality illegal
2: kill everyone and leave the planet to the animals.

I go with 2.