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[charlie]

the time has come

a final decision has got to be made on me the silver surfin shed of an xm

and heres a starter for ten

[Madcav]

I vote scrap it because I like scrapping things it brings me pleasure and money. Could you please add 'play destruction derby with Ford Kas' though please and I'll vote for that instead?

[charlie]

your fat fairy god fuhrer has granted your fuckin wish

[Madcav]

Has he? Are you sure? Only I can still just about see Wales in the distance and didn't hear any fucking big bombs going off?

[Way2go]

Could you please add 'play destruction derby with Ford Kas' though please and I'll vote for that instead?

Any Ka or one in particular?

[Father Ted]

burn it

[smiffy]

I like the ice cream van!

[docchevron132]

Fix the fucking thing and enjoy it.
XM's are for winners!

Says the man that might just have done somehting potentially silly...

[Father Ted]

Maggie says No...
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[docchevron132]

WTF are you doing up at this hour Marty?

[Father Ted]

Combination of insomnia, bad back and wrist that is paining me something cruel, Just had 90mgs DF118 and 75mgs voltarol in the hope that and maggie will knock me out. Been uo since half four yestardsy morning...

[docchevron132]

Fuck, thats bad.
I'm on bottle number two of "Old Crafty Hen" from Morland, the people that bring us "Old Speckled Hen".... are you seeing a trend here?!

I thought frankly it was time I started drinking proper again, since I haven't for ages, and being sober is getting depressing.

[Father Ted]

alcool is great, but Im getting my kicks from prescription drugs - taking 3 times the dose of DF's means not only do I get all sopporiffic, but quite mellow too - debating going back to bed now, but am quite wired... Arse. Will be buggered tomorrow morning. Not my arse wil be buggered, i will be buggered, Not in the pink pliant thing up the bum way,,, Fooook ratioonal thoughts are not flowing. Shit its 3am, Im up in 3 hours...

[docchevron132]

Shit! You best get some kip then dude.
Sheep, counting..

[Father Ted]

And 3 hours later im u again ready to face another day of the great unwashed. Back is really fooking killing me, fuck knows what I have done to it. Had my banana for breakfast and played tooth fairy for James (anting to dress up in a pink tutu)

[Madcav]

Combination of insomnia, bad back and wrist that is paining me something cruel, Just had 90mgs DF118 and 75mgs voltarol in the hope that and maggie will knock me out. Been uo since half four yestardsy morning...

I'd like to knock Maggie out. One good smack in her mouth whilst she's on the very edge of the top of Post Office Tower should do it.

[Father Ted]

I still think Thatcherism was wrong for this country. But by god she gave some belting speeches. I love to listen to them.

[Madcav]

Oh aye she took no prisoners but I still fucking hate her.

[Fish_Botherer]

Seeing as I almost certainly missed any blow-by-blow account - what's wrong with it? What's right with it?

The XM, that is.

[Madcav]

It's in Wales and it's owned by Charlie. Doesn't get much worse than that!