BXProject

[Vanny]

I've added a new feature to the main website, YouTube Video Gallery, it can be accessed from the front page link or here;

http://www.bxproject.co.uk/e107_plugins ... ry/ytm.php

Gives me the opportunity to show off the few YouTube vids I've cobbled together, and allows me to add your vids. They are only linked (so no over heads) and played straight from YouTube but without having to go and search them out!

Well it might keep me amused. Let me know in this thread if you have a submission

[Bx Bandit]

Nice one Van! I have a rather poor Triumph 2000 vid but it really is a tad crap! We need more piss up ones up there!

[Philhod]

Yeah. We could have watched Mat trying to hump a van

[Vanny]

Well you might yet be able to do that, i had planned to upload the vids this weekend, but the cable is in work

[docchevron132]

Nice one Van! I have a rather poor Triumph 2000 vid but it really is a tad crap!

No it isn't, it's bloody hilarious!

Alas all my vids right now are extremly poor quality bus related vids, filmed on a 300 year old Nokia with 3 pixles or something..

[Way2go]

filmed ........ with 3 pixles or something..

I read that first time as 3 pixies, sounded very curious.

[Philhod]

I'm getting the same way. I now have reading glasses to read obviously, and my old reading glasses (15yrs) I need for looking at the screen, as my screen is set up a meter away.

I can't even weld in a straight line now....I think I will have to go down to an 8's glass could probably do with a stick to add to that smiley.

[Bx Bandit]

I'm getting the same way. I now have reading glasses to read obviously, and my old reading glasses (15yrs) I need for looking at the screen, as my screen is set up a meter away.

Fuck me - are you an orangutan?

[mat_the_cat]

I've got a few car related vids on YouTube, but (surprisingly!) no piss up ones...
Somewhere, I do have amusing video of me going down a slide backwards when drunk, I almost break my neck! Have to dig that one out for a laugh. The slide was in a bar in France - the toilets were downstairs and you could either use the stairs or the slide. I was going to go head first, but someone beat me to it. Obviously I had to outdo them by going down in reverse!

Edit - just remembered I uploaded it here!

Also, a nice Rover V8 rumble

[docchevron132]

Mat, how have you survived this long?

[jonathan_dyane]

Y'know Mat, having watched that video of you savaging the eggs I feel someone has emerged to fill the space left by Keith Floyd's departure...

[docchevron132]

There's a TV career calling!

[mat_the_cat]

Mat, how have you survived this long?

I'm not really sure, I do tend to have perhaps more than my fair share of mishaps. Take this Saturday for example - I was clearing some trees for firewood with my chainsaw, when I had just about enough time to think "That chain's a bit slack" when it jumped off the bar and started flapping around more than I would like.
And then on Sunday me and the missus went for a nice relaxing walk, when the path in front of us started to get a bit marshy. She climbed onto the fence that followed the footpath, whereas I (fearing it wouldn't hold my weight, started to pick my way through. When it looked as though the water level would go over the top of my boots I thought I'd better find an alternative route, so I started jumping from tussock to tussock. Only to find myself in waist deep, stinking bog water. Which was fucking freezing, and did I mention that it smelt! Had to roll onto one side to get my legs out, it was actually quite worrying.
As most of my friends point out though, life is never dull when I'm around...

[Way2go]

I was clearing some trees for firewood with my chainsaw, when I had just about enough time to think "That chain's a bit slack" when it jumped off the bar and started flapping around more than I would like.

Luckily it wasn't like that guy on the news the other day where the chain caught his sleeve and started towing the chainsaw up his arm. He released the trigger and closed his eyes hoping it would stop before it got his arm, it stopped & he thought he had got away with it before opening his eyes and saw his arm lying on the floor.

Anyway there was a happy ending, the hospital managed to reattach his arm and he has nearly all functionality back after several months, which was the news item

[docchevron132]

Erm, was the dude in the news feature called Mat by any chance?

Christ jesus man, we should stick you in a padded cell for your safety!

[Philhod]

I think Gregzee is Mat 2

[mat_the_cat]

we should stick you in a padded cell for your safety!

And for the benefit of mankind in general...

Who the fuck is Gregzee anyway?

[Way2go]

I think Gregzee is Mat 2

Can't see this multiple membership, has Vanny already deleted the duplicate?

[mat_the_cat]

Ah, I think I understand. Gregzee is another member, who you think is me? I can see Gregzee's profile here...

But that's not me!

[Way2go]

Ah, I think I understand. Gregzee is another member, who you think is me?

Phils memory must be getting worse then because I believe Gregzee (who apparently has a few other names) is a relative of his - maybe grandson.