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Re: Stiffening...

Post by jayw » 23 May 2012

Marty, you are a bad bad man... now go sit in the corner :x

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Re: Stiffening...

Post by docchevron132 » 23 May 2012

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

surely marriage causes holes to become unobtainable anyway...
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Re: Stiffening...

Post by mickey taker » 23 May 2012

I think Marty is a very naught boy and was wondering if he should take up Bandits old mantle of gaurdian of the butt plug :D
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Re: Stiffening...

Post by Father Ted » 23 May 2012

No no no no....
I was thinking perhaps making a rubber mould of his willy, then epoxy filling that to make it stiff ( the rubber mould not his willy....)

I once made a chocolate willy out of a mould of mine.
It was fucking deformed it was. :shock:
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Re: Stiffening...

Post by docchevron132 » 24 May 2012

blimey, you may have accidently stumbled on a great idea for men with erection problems!
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Re: Stiffening...

Post by Philhod » 25 May 2012

:lol: :lol: :lol: Mind you if it was separate it would sort of be instead of and there are plenty of those. :oops:
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Re: Stiffening...

Post by docchevron132 » 26 May 2012

brings us back to plastics..
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Re: Stiffening...

Post by Father Ted » 26 May 2012

Difference between vibrators (which vibrate) and dildo's (which dont).
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Re: Stiffening...

Post by Philhod » 26 May 2012

and dildo's (which dont).
:lol: :lol: Depends on who's holding them 8)
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Re: Stiffening...

Post by docchevron132 » 27 May 2012

Parkinsons has it's uses :wink:
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Re: Stiffening...

Post by Father Ted » 27 May 2012

Or epilepsy I suppose!
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Re: Stiffening...

Post by mickey taker » 27 May 2012

Father Ted wrote:Or epilepsy I suppose!

I hardly think its appropriate to shout at the girl with her hand round your knob

"Fit you fucker FIT" :D
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Re: Stiffening...

Post by Philhod » 27 May 2012

You could if she was a fit fucker I suppose [coat]
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