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Re: how much to kill a bandit

Post by docchevron132 » 16 Mar 2009

Christ, Bandits been practising hard then, thats a fair leap from butt plugs to engine cranes...
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Re: how much to kill a bandit

Post by Bx Bandit » 16 Mar 2009

Not as big a leap as you might imagine Doc...........both require lubrication, both use fluid as a means of operation, pumping is involved and both require exertion and lets not forge leakage....
....There he goes, one of God's own prototypes, a high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production......too weird too live.....and too rare to die

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Re: how much to kill a bandit

Post by mickey taker » 16 Mar 2009

probably needed the crane to extract the butt plug hes such a tight arse (only joking bandylog )

hell end up like the old lady that swallowed a fly and try getting Docs new tow truck up there next
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Re: how much to kill a bandit

Post by docchevron132 » 17 Mar 2009

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
I AM NOT recovering the truck from the arse of a Bandit, it's just not decent!
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Re: how much to kill a bandit

Post by charlie » 17 Mar 2009

a game i play whenever i go round to banditos

is see if i can recognise what hes got up his butt

you can see the outline of whats there cause its usually very large

its akin to seeing a python after its eaten and you can figure out what its swallowed

but obviously this is in reverse

and hes had me fooled one or two times i can tell you

last time he had his old xmas tree up his butt and i thought it was a sport umbrella

that made it 23 19 to bandit

but im getting quite good at it now

but he can be quite tricky

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Re: how much to kill a bandit

Post by Way2go » 17 Mar 2009

Do you not worry yourself, obsessing over Bandit's bum? :lol: :wink:
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Re: how much to kill a bandit

Post by mickey taker » 17 Mar 2009

Charlies way past worrying about just about anything
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Re: how much to kill a bandit

Post by Philhod » 17 Mar 2009

Doc wrote..............it's not decent

Yeah thats right, it's indecent...... That's why he needs the crane, to get it out :wink:
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