BXProject

[mat_the_cat]

....do I stay a 'new member' for? When will I get a different rank? Answers on a postcard please...

[docchevron132]

Good question.
I have no idea!
We'll have to think up a suitable rank for you over the weekend and get Vanster to apply said!

[Madcav]

Sixteen months hard labour first. You then get to access the secret part of the forum where we all post naked pictures of our partners up.

[Vanny]

52 more posts of bollocks!

[mat_the_cat]

51 now...

So if I post up naked pictures now - do I miss out on the 16 months hard labour?

[Madcav]

Yes, in fact the more hot your bird is the less longer you have to wait. Also REALLY explicit pictures count for at least double post count scores but must be pm'd to me

[docchevron132]

We should also stress, that pictures of the bird only!
No male presence is required in any photo!
That adds time to the hard labour, unless SMiffy approves!

[Madcav]

We should also stress, that pictures of the bird only!
No male presence is required in any photo!
That adds time to the hard labour, unless SMiffy approves!

Most definately. And if you happen to be knocking off Emma Bunton, Zara Phillips, Kim Wilde or Katie Melua then I will personally hand deliver your special code to access the hidden 'Reader's Wives' section of BXP.

[mat_the_cat]

Katie Melua.....
Unfortunately not, at least while I'm awake!

[docchevron132]

I'd destroy that chick!
I'd fuck the brains out of Imogen Heap as well..

[Father Ted]

Somewhere I have some photos of my Mrs in the raw from when she was 18.... Time and 3 kids have not been kind to her body....If I were to post up pictures now of how she looks in the buff I guarantee a mass stampede of blokes becoming gay. (Or more gay in some cases...)

[docchevron132]

Well, Mat was trying to hump anything last night, including Romahomes, me, his van, a GSA and pretty much anything else at all anywhere regardless of animal, mineral or vegetable, bolted down or free floating!

Infact, I think his rank should be an expansion of his rank on BXC, along the lines of "Drank for the fucking universe"

[smiffy]

I would aprove any naked pictures of Matt, He's well fit!

[Father Ted]

Will these do for now?

Not the Lance's....