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Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
Lana bought me a set of HID headlights for the van, which I'm well chuffed with! Far more useful than socks...
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Well, I got socks too, but also a nice sweater and some cool boxers that I would certainly not post my picture wearing.(Large sighs of relief all round)
Got 6 cans of my favorite tipple, Lapin Kulta.(only 2 left)
Got 6 cans of my favorite tipple, Lapin Kulta.(only 2 left)
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It would be rather nice to get a blow job 'bought' for one, so to speak. Gift wrapped blow job..................Mmmmmmdocchevron132 wrote:why do women think we always want socks?
I mean, socks are handy and all, but I'd rather have a blow job TBH.
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I didn't get a blow job, or a handjob, or any form of sex whatsoever, still, I did nothing for days and got outragiousley drunk, so that was nice!
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Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
Thats really shit.
No sex at all?
Not even being allowed to have a wank?
Thats sooooooooo cruel.
No sex at all?
Not even being allowed to have a wank?
Thats sooooooooo cruel.
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Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
if it cheers any one up, i spent the 24th sorting lauras plumbing, someone took the 40mm waste from the washing machine up hill, without any brackets, que freezing inside the house
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You played with her 40mm waste pipe? That's disgusting. I don't even do water works, but I do enjoy putting my fabric cinditioner in the dispenser drawer.....
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Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
He had to fit a 25mm reducer so he'd touch the sides...Bx Bandit wrote:You played with her 40mm waste pipe? That's disgusting. I don't even do water works, but I do enjoy putting my fabric cinditioner in the dispenser drawer.....
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1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
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Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
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Much lolage
72... AND STILL ROCKIN..........around the world...... NOT in a chair yet
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oh wait, that's not actually funny
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Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
Can i just say, having found this thread late....
Fuck christmas, fuck new year and fuck you!!!
I think that clear up how ive felt about this 'holiday' season.
I aslo wish to torture and kill all americans who say 'holiday season'
So there you are.
Fuck christmas, fuck new year and fuck you!!!
I think that clear up how ive felt about this 'holiday' season.
I aslo wish to torture and kill all americans who say 'holiday season'
So there you are.
OK, so i've got some stuff, some of it goes, some of it doesnt, some of it never will again!
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Be my guestI aslo wish to torture and kill all americans who say 'holiday season'
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Geeee, cool it hot rod! I'm a good God loving Christian just like yerself. Yeee Haaaaw.Stinkwheel(Matt) wrote:Can i just say, having found this thread late....
Fuck christmas, fuck new year and fuck you!!!
I think that clear up how ive felt about this 'holiday' season.
I aslo wish to torture and kill all americans who say 'holiday season'
So there you are.
I shall take me a trip to church and pray for your seeins boi! "Fuck christmas, fuck new year and fuck you!!!" If the Big J could hear you swear like that he'd resurrect himself and lecture you good! Your mama and papa ain't gonna be too proud hearin' you cuuuuus like thee-at. Now pull yerself togeether and pray to the Lorrrrd you exist on dis earth, repent and feel bedder about yerself boi...
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Couldn't decide if that was American or Hoodie-gangsta-rappin'-rudeboy?Bx Bandit wrote:I shall take me a trip to church and pray for your seeins boi! "Fuck christmas, fuck new year and fuck you!!!" If the Big J could hear you swear like that he'd resurrect himself and lecture you good! Your mama and papa ain't gonna be too proud hearin' you cuuuuus like thee-at. Now pull yerself togeether and pray to the Lorrrrd you exist on dis earth, repent and feel bedder about yerself boi...
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No Sir, that be a Grand Papa sittin' on de porch, smokin de pipe and rockin' on de rockin' chair spouting chrisitan fuck-wit bull shit!
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Big J is still amongst us mate!
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1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
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The pipe of peace, man!Bx Bandit wrote:smokin de pipe
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Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
so that would be a jamaican grand papa then banditBx Bandit wrote:No Sir, that be a Grand Papa sittin' on de porch, smokin de pipe and rockin' on de rockin' chair spouting chrisitan fuck-wit bull shit!
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