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Ah, but what are you going to do with microwave?
Dont say heat things up with it either!

Nowt mate They were the only two things I could think of made by Brother

Yes ...I know.... There are lots more, I don't need a list

And there was me, about to type a long list!!!!

Synchronicity

Dont tell bandit! His are lacking...

My what are lacking???

Your cones.

Bx Bandit wrote:My what are lacking???

Your synchro's, on teh valver mate!

Oh synchro's! Sorry dude bit slow there! So, ahem, will a microwave fix my synchies then?

Fuck yes!
Tis well known microwaves will fix anything so they will!

They will spark and arc quite nicely.

We used to nuke the battery of a clock when I worked in Bella Pasta. Just 1 second and the fucker would arc but it kept the battery going for about a week!

I think 10mins on high should fix me synchro's then!

If I put the 16v Micra into a Micrawave (geddit) then will it turn it into a Mi16 powered BX? (red please)

Bx Bandit wrote:We used to nuke the battery of a clock when I worked in Bella Pasta. Just 1 second and the fucker would arc but it kept the battery going for about a week!

I think 10mins on high should fix me synchro's then!

Why don't you put your fucking keyboard in there and see if it will stop you typing shite for a week?

Now Now, be kind to bandits or mod sticks will be issued!

Fuck the mod sticks and fuck Vanny, howzabout then guys and gals?

Madcav wrote:

Bx Bandit wrote:We used to nuke the battery of a clock when I worked in Bella Pasta. Just 1 second and the fucker would arc but it kept the battery going for about a week!

I think 10mins on high should fix me synchro's then!

Why don't you put your fucking keyboard in there and see if it will stop you typing shite for a week?

I don't have a come back on that!

Don't be silly even mirowave's couldn't do that........



Would have been good Bandit

Father Ted wrote:If I put the 16v Micra into a Micrawave (geddit) then will it turn it into a Mi16 powered BX? (red please)

I think you'll need an industrial oven set at 180 deg C for 3 years.....ish.

You really do need to errrrrrrr-adicate that micra and get a BX Auto Ted!

And I was expecting this thread to give guidelines on what is acceptable behaviour or not!

If you stick a flourescent tube in a microwave and nuke it you get a cool glow...