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population on truly regulates if there is a predator. As humans have pretty much taken themselves out of the food chain for the time being, then no we wont regulate.

On the swine flu thing, i have it on good authority that this aint all it seems. There is likely to be an out break of super strength flu in Europe that is likely to kill a good few people in this country towards the end of the summer. What you really want is to contract the European version of swine flu (same thing as what the Mexicans have but watered down) to give you some level of imunity from the big thing thats coming! Also, the thoery at the moment is that the healthy are most at risk from swine flu, so we're all pretty much sorted!

I aint worried about swine flu, but if miserable old bastard flu ever takes hold, I'm fucked!

mickey taker wrote:

mat_the_cat wrote:. So along comes medical science with things like IVF so that infertile couples can have kids.Left to itself would the population self -regulate? Maybe.

no mate because the 13 year old chav kids would still have 30 zillion kids each just to get a council flat and benefits.
what we really need is

Who are these, the fucking Nazgûl?

Doc wrote:The way I see it there's two options:
1: make hetrosexuality illegal
2: kill everyone and leave the planet to the animals.

You could always ask the Wisewoman...

1: Kill Bob
2: Kill yourself
3: Kill everybody in the whole world

Mark.

Oh yes, there is deffo some big MoFo virus a comming - its very likely to mutate before winter, but I aint worried, if I gets it, I gets it - end of. Like the swine flu that is doing the rounds, cant says im worried - Tamiflu? Bah - for weeds and youngsters only. If my immune system carks it then so be it. I might get some decent sleep for once where no bastard disturbs me.
If I gets flu this summer I will go and live in the tent in the garden. Be a great excuse to escape the house and kids. Actually I may have flu all summer long....

Everytime I hear of this Tamiflu I keep thinking of tampax...I have no idea why!

Oh, and Mark, I vote for kill everybody!

Hey, dads on Tamoxifem - devised for breast cancer and used by old ladies everywhere - its a case of fuck it and try it to see if it slows things down a bit and who cares if you develop moobs before you cark...

I used to have moobs, but I now I have nothing, skin and bone me.

Sounds like you all need Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.

Fixes anything.

Erm..... WTF is that?
Will it stop my nipples from sliding towards my arm pits?

doc, youtube holds the answer, but basically its Smaxo Glithklein which is a cure for practically everything from pubic lice to ricin!

While your at it, look for 'Respiration Clinic A', i think you might appreciate that.

Pubic Lice - nasty & itchy - Prioderm be a winnah here, either that or Immac.

2 Boys in a schol yard arguing, the teacher comes up to them and says what are you arguing over, one goes to him, "sir, sir its him sir, whats the difference between crabbies and lobsters?"
Teacher replies, "well, crabs walk sideways" To whit the boy says to his mate "See, see, I told you it was lobsters you have..."

FFS can we not go off at a tangent please? I joined this forum so we could religeously talk about the subject in the thread title, not go off on some random ramblings.



Shit, sorry...wrong forum.

Aye, right - Fiat Panda Eco - £4995 plus your old shitter. Thats got to be bargaintastic, problem is how many people who own a 12 year old shitter have a spare 5 grand lying around they want to punt on a Fiat?
Scrappage - load of wanky bollocks.

Scrappage = good way to shift cars that have been stood (without being touched, started or serviced) in a wet car park next to the sea for at least 6 months. Sounds like a cracking plan that, not!

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Or a fucking big wet field as hapened to the rather shit Cavalier Mk2 'Commando' special editions.

Madcav wrote:Or a fucking big wet field as hapened to the rather shit Cavalier Mk2 'Commander' special editions.

Tsk! Of all the people to get that right I would have expected it to be you!



Actually, a lot of manufacturers leave vehicles kicking about in fields for absolutely ages before they are sold. Just near me there are about eleventy billion Ford Off-road thingymajigs starting their merry way back to oxide.

Sorry, been dreaming of Emma Bunton going commando again.

My god! I never knew there was THAT much shit on youtube!

There's a trillion cars, vans and trucks parked down at Portbury docks, the turnover there used to be immense, but I've noticed the same shit sat there for fucking ages now.
I'll keep the old grot boxes I've got already I think.

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Noooo Shit Sherlock!