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Re: Things not to do to a bus driver....

Post by docchevron132 » 24 Apr 2009

Trikes have at least got three wheels.
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Re: Things not to do to a bus driver....

Post by smiffy » 25 Apr 2009

Which makes them much less stable than a two or four wheeler.
Believe me, I know!!
They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away...
but now that most of them are muslim, I find bacon and sausages work better!

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Re: Things not to do to a bus driver....

Post by Father Ted » 25 Apr 2009

Call me kinky and whip me with silk, but i used to love the feel of the lined leather pants on my bum. That and the fresh air in my face at 70 will be the things i miss most ( well, OBVIOUSLY I miss filltering past the huge line of cars crawling to work in the morning and leaning into corners...)
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Re: Things not to do to a bus driver....

Post by smiffy » 25 Apr 2009

I'm beginning to miss it too. I'm going to finish stripping the engine on my bike this weekend, then maybe next week, I'll start building it back up. I love starter clutches......NOT!
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Re: Things not to do to a bus driver....

Post by charlie » 25 Apr 2009

be afraid be very afraid me butty boys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlwRJvUW ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

cause we welsh are a warrior nation like

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEbkwIPU ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

so youve all been warned good and proper

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE5k5pt3 ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

and weve got wheels

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_SaEI3G5Ro" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: Things not to do to a bus driver....

Post by mickey taker » 25 Apr 2009

laughing my arse off, like everything else in Wales 50% of those clips dont fucking work :lol:
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Re: Things not to do to a bus driver....

Post by charlie » 25 Apr 2009

errrrrrrrr

works for me

but like errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

thought i posted this in the st georges bit

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Re: Things not to do to a bus driver....

Post by mickey taker » 25 Apr 2009

oh no your right there working now , my fault for looking during lunch time
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Re: Things not to do to a bus driver....

Post by docchevron132 » 26 Apr 2009

smiffy wrote:I'm beginning to miss it too. I'm going to finish stripping the engine on my bike this weekend, then maybe next week, I'll start building it back up. I love starter clutches......NOT!

Nikes are fucking lethal.
Not that theres any fear of Smiffy falling off his, that would involve him getting out of bed to fix it!
And that will never happen.
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Re: Things not to do to a bus driver....

Post by smiffy » 26 Apr 2009

docchevron1472 wrote:Nikes are fucking lethal.

I agree, I much prefer Adidas!
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Re: Things not to do to a bus driver....

Post by Father Ted » 26 Apr 2009

I wear Kappa me, £10 a pair down Winfields shoe market... I have to preend to be impressedd when people show off their new trainers and say things ike "they were only £60!"

Bugger me, thats 6 years worth of training shoes for me then
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Re: Things not to do to a bus driver....

Post by docchevron132 » 27 Apr 2009

Oops, I meant nikes.
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Re: Things not to do to a bus driver....

Post by Way2go » 27 Apr 2009

docchevron1472 wrote:Oops, I meant nikes.
That's what you said Mr Doc! Now what was that earlier reference to Alzheimers? :wink:
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Re: Things not to do to a bus driver....

Post by docchevron132 » 27 Apr 2009

Fucking buggeration...

Bikes Bikes Bikes Bikes...

See, Bikes. I think Vanny's been editing my posts to make me look even more dumberer than I already am1
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Re: Things not to do to a bus driver....

Post by Vanny » 27 Apr 2009

oh no mate, this time it was all you!
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Re: Things not to do to a bus driver....

Post by Fish_Botherer » 27 Apr 2009

Nuggeration! Nollocks! Doc's following in the footsteps of Spike Millignant (the well-knowb typing error).

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Re: Things not to do to a bus driver....

Post by smiffy » 30 Apr 2009

docchevron1472 wrote:Trikes have at least got three wheels.
Chris, trust me, you will LOVE this......




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Re: Things not to do to a bus driver....

Post by docchevron132 » 01 May 2009

:shock: :shock:
FUCK!
I want one!
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Re: Things not to do to a bus driver....

Post by smiffy » 01 May 2009

I just knew you'd like it!

I'd say its power to weight ratio was err, adequate?
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Re: Things not to do to a bus driver....

Post by docchevron132 » 02 May 2009

Well, it could clearly use some tweeking, but they got the general idea about right!

Of course, I do have that spare C series engine doing not alot...hhmm...
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!


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