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Whe it all goes s***h..

Post by docchevron132 » 15 Jul 2009

It's our leaders birthday today, yes Vanny is now 411 years old!

So, let the piss taking commence around about .....wait for it......NOW!
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Post by Philhod » 15 Jul 2009

Happy fodelsdag ginger.... 411 eh, [chin] that's impressive. makes me feel young again.

411? always thought there was something strange about him. Sort of an Elizabethanism
of the first variety. :wink:
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Post by Father Ted » 15 Jul 2009

Awww, stll a baby compred to the rest of us cynical buggers.
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Post by Fish_Botherer » 16 Jul 2009

A very happy slam panel to you, Vanny.

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Post by Bx Bandit » 17 Jul 2009

411!? Is he some sort of rare scouse highlander?....or should that be lowlander? [chin]
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Post by Philhod » 17 Jul 2009

Yeah and he's got my blade as well.....or is that Mickey?????

Welcome back Bandit me old mate. How the fuck are ye?

I'll send you a pm.
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Post by Madcav » 19 Jul 2009

Happy birthday you pilfering plastic scouse twat!
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Post by Bx Bandit » 19 Jul 2009

Say.......where is the tosser?
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Post by Way2go » 19 Jul 2009

Bx Bandit wrote:Say.......where is the tosser?
Smacks a touch of pots & kettles that! :wink:
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Post by Bx Bandit » 19 Jul 2009

oooooh...........yes, now you mention it! [chin] Still, he's the leader and needs..........nay deserves some shit! He's having a romwe isn't he?
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Post by docchevron132 » 19 Jul 2009

I think he may have signed up and been draughted to Afghanistan to take on the Taliban, he'll have them fleeing in moments!
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Post by Bx Bandit » 19 Jul 2009

Jesus Christ,are all the Taliban Ginger?
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Post by docchevron132 » 19 Jul 2009

No yer daft bastard, but they are terrified of gingers, well known that is..
Ginger is the work of the, er, anti messiah!
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Post by Bx Bandit » 19 Jul 2009

Then my Ginger scouse forefather, go forth and anti massage our leader, for he is a traitorer of the most northern kind.............treat him to a wench of miniculture feastage and microminge...errr......minge
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Post by docchevron132 » 19 Jul 2009

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

yeah that....
I was thinking exactley the same thing really!
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Post by Philhod » 19 Jul 2009

:lol: :lol: :lol: Now that really is worrying
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Post by jonathan_dyane » 20 Jul 2009

That's good news, I can add 'terrifying the Taliban with my gingerness' to my list of talents...
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Post by Way2go » 20 Jul 2009

jonathan_dyane wrote:That's good news, I can add 'terrifying the Taliban with my gingerness' to my list of talents...
This effect sounds almost like the "men in skirts" from "Carry on up the Khyber" ! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by jonathan_dyane » 20 Jul 2009

:lol: :lol: :lol: I'm fairly certain the Taliban would find a 'skirt' somewhat off-putting too...
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Post by docchevron132 » 20 Jul 2009

Fuck lads, the world is spending a fortune on bullets, bombs and helicopters, all we really need to do is send a team of ginger skirt wearers to Afghan land and sorted! No more Taliban...

I'll ring the PM's office at once!
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