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[Bx Bandit]

Operation STARTFORD
Strictly confidential

Listen up men, and you Smiffy, its that time of the war again when we must do battle. We've heard that the Gerri's (as in geriatrics) are planning a secret war meeting near Stratford Upon Avon on or around the 28th of August.

The operation goals are simple, to cause significant unrest so as to disturb the war mongering, without getting caught or thrown out! Here is the operation plan used successfully in previous years;



The operation starts at 16:00hrs Friday the 28th of August!

What about it men?

[Father Ted]

When is Stratford?

I could probably find out if I lookes at BXC, but, you know what, I cant be arsed - I gets depressed every time i log into that site these days.

[mat_the_cat]

I think it's the BH weekend, around the 28th August. Should be good, especially as there are several people going that I haven't met yet...

(Don't believe all the rumours!!!)

[Bx Bandit]

Oh you are fucking kidding? Is it really that weekend? Arsefuck to hell and back.....this needs some serious wife related shit dodging shenanigans....Can anyone confirm the date???

[jonathan_dyane]

I'm not in the CCC, but glanced in the father's Citroenian when I was back home the other week, and I'm 90% sure it is that very weekend

[Bx Bandit]

Shooot............I'll have to be a late Saturday arrival which is fucking annoying. Saturday is my daughters birthday party...............surely that's a spell in hell if I dodge that one!

[jonathan_dyane]

Bad times If it makes you feel any better, I'm more than likely to be a Saturday arrival too...

[docchevron132]

Operation BXP infiltration of Stratford is infact that weekend 28-30 August.
I shant be arriving till late arvo anyway, stuff to do that morning already booked, as long as you're there for the piss up then it's all good.

[smiffy]

I can hardly wait! I will be there on the friday afternoon, with gas BBQ, beer, gazebo, and other stuff.

[Father Ted]

Operation BXP infiltration of Stratford is infact that weekend 28-30 August..

Oh Fckuing Cnting Arseflakes
Thats wedding anniversary weekend - where i celebrate 15 years of being manicled together by going and taking her to a hotel where we have our annual shag. If I skive out of that she will put my bollocks in a blender.
Bumcrisps

[Bx Bandit]

Operation BXP infiltration of Stratford is infact that weekend 28-30 August.
I shant be arriving till late arvo anyway, stuff to do that morning already booked, as long as you're there for the piss up then it's all good.

Indeed mate, what time to gettin' there you rekon? What about you Mr Dyane?

Smiffy.......keen as ever mate. If I can join you Friday I will but it don't look good!

[jonathan_dyane]

I should be there about 3 or 4, all being well...

[docchevron132]

/\ same.
I'll be off from Stroud about 1400, so 1600 arrival seems about right.
Unless it's arseholing it down, in which case I'll turn up later, just to get pissed.

Erm, Smiffy, what "other stuff" you bringing?
Or don't we want to know!

[Vanny]

i'll be there once someone lets mw know they are there, unless someone wants to pick me up in a BX enroute?

[mat_the_cat]

Do I take it from the map that tents and other forms of accommodation are segregated? So if I turn up in a mobile dwelling on wheels (one that is mid engined, turbocharged and a two seater) I won't be able to mingle with the inferior tents?
I'll not be able to make it till Saturday evening, at least not if I still want my bollocks.

[jonathan_dyane]

Do I take it from the map that tents and other forms of accommodation are segregated? So if I turn up in a mobile dwelling on wheels (one that is mid engined, turbocharged and a two seater) I won't be able to mingle with the inferior tents?
I'll not be able to make it till Saturday evening, at least not if I still want my bollocks.

I suspect there will be no issues at Alpha Camp...

[Vanny]

erm, well the enemy does like segregation, we in alpha camp dont care, two years ago we even allowed a volkswagen polo camper to join us! Hopefully this year the American will be allowed his Ford? Here's hoping!

[Father Ted]

Oh great, now its been edited my comment above makes me look like a utter spaz.

[Vanny]

not really, its your profile pic that does that for you <rushes off the change fathers profile piccie>

[Father Ted]

Hey, anyone with a name like Adolf cant be all that bad ( QV Spike Milligan ). I like it because of the Warhol effect - I wondered when it would provoke a reaction. The guy was a bit of a dick though.