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[docchevron132]

Have you ever like wanted something right fucking NOW?
Not in ten minutes, two weeks or next year, but NOW, this very instant?

I've had The Dandy Warhols "We Used To Be Friends" going round and round in my head for a couple of weeks.
Duno why, just have.
So, on to Play.com and buy "The Monkey House" LP on CD.
Listed as in stock, fucking A thinks I..

Two bastering cunting weeks later, it still hasn't arrived, or been shipped, or owt.
And yet Play have takenthe cash from my account. No fucking big deal there, but I thought they didn't do that until they actually posted the item?
Either way, I still dont have it, which means I'm spending half my pissing life on youtube watching it over and over again, which I'm fairly sure means I have some OCD but meh...

Why cant they just fucking send me the pissing CD so I can burn it and shove it in the car, where I can listen to it at silly volume?
Utter bastards..

Give me the fucking CD you cunts.

I want it, I want it bad, and I want it now.

[Vanny]

Amazon, its amazon that take the money once the item ships. Play take the money and worry about it later! Have you given them a call? I've fallen into this trap before where it lists as in stock then turns out its not really in stock, they did refund the money to my account within the hour though!

[Philhod]

Well I like music of all genre's, but I wouldn't get my knickers into the twisted variety over any band.

There are a number of sites where you can download what you want instantly and for free. (they will be nameless on here) Then you can burn a cd and blow your wind deflector off your sunroof, if you like

[mat_the_cat]

I have a large axe which I use to chop wood, and I find swinging that in the direction of a log surprisingly therapeutic in such situations. If your anger is directed towards a particular individual you could always use it on their head, but it is difficult to get them to stay still enough until after the first blow or two...

[docchevron132]

Play is owned by Amazon?
Bastards!

I aint fussewd about the money, I just want the CD..
I have spoken to them yes, and they insist it's being processed, and is in stock, but they cant do anything until 28 days have elapsed.
Which is like, another 14 days away..
Bastards.

Think I'll go look on the bay!

[Vanny]

Phil, say what you like!

Doc, who said anything about Amazon owning Play?

[docchevron132]

Well, if Amazon send it, but play take the money, then surely they must be in bed together at least yes?

Anyhow, the fuckers have taken the money, wont let me cancel the order and are now saying it's been posted, even though I aint had an E-mail to say as much, and the "status" of it is still just "paid" with no actual sign of it being shipped.

Happily, the Bay of E has come up trumps, BIN of £5.99. So I bet that arrives before I ever see owt from Play..

Although E-bay is dangerous, also found a hard to find complete DVD box set collectors edition of Veronica Mars.... Might just have to get that sonabitch aswell!

[Vanny]

no no no no no no no your mad

Amazon, a totally different company, when you buy from them, dispatch the item at the same time that they bill you.

Play use a different billing model and they bill the second they take the order and hope like hell them can full fill it!

comprende?

[docchevron132]

oh right!
I see!

Either way, I want my motherfucking CD.
Like NOW you motherfuckers.

I mean, christ jesus, I could have fucking walked to Jersey, collected in person, walked home and had 5 million wanks by now.....

[Father Ted]

Download - burn to CD
There.
Jobbed.

Simples!

[docchevron132]

IF I knew where to download it from I would....

Piolet doesn't work on this PC anymore, and that was the only, er, unofficial download site I knew of..

[Way2go]

Doc, funnily enough I thought about you and music last night driving home when there was a track playing on the radio I'd never heard before entitled "Beer Olympics" by the Lancashire Hotpots.

Music may not be your preferred thing but you will likely enjoy the words, here's a linky that you can select track and play without waiting for the CD.

http://www.myspace.com/thelancashirehotpots

[Vanny]

Pio-what?

You need a Torrent manager (such as uTorrent) then a search site (i like Mininova).
You search for what you want, and find the link. The link downloads and tells the Torrent manager who and how to download the content from the webs! Make sure the link has lots of people sharing and the file will download much faster. Jobbed!

[Philhod]

Apparently there is a music section on Limewire now. Just download Limewire, look for what you want download it err complicateds.

[Vanny]

urgh, Limewire, if I have to reinstall windows on one more computer that has been LimeWired then I will simply cry! Dirty horrible thing.

[Philhod]

That's why I didn't advertise it first off. It er can have consequences.
I had it on for 2 weeks and was warned and got rid with no after effects

But.....I believe from Derek, that it's been cleaned up so to speak


not the content I hasten to add

[Vanny]

Well last computer I had to repair was about 3 months ago, so i can't imagine its been that improved. However, my mum did get a free (decent) laptop out of it! My sister lost a laptop because of it

[Philhod]

Exchange is no robbery

[Madcav]

Fuck Limewire with a very large shitty stick. There's more spam/spyware shit/porn/dodgly links on there than fuck knows what.

[docchevron132]

Jesus this internet shit is complicated.

Ah well, I bought the fucker on the bay, it's been dispatched, so I should have it this week hopefully, then my odd desire to play this song over and over and over again can be quenched all the time!