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[Philhod]

if your arse stuck to the seat then it was quality

They probably marketed it as a cure for piles

[charlie]

do you reckon they suffered from piles ???????????

me thinks that because of all the rotten food and un clean water etc etc etc that they lived

that theyd be shitting through the eye of a needle 24 7 like

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

no piles

in fact in fact in fact

constipation was a victorian invention

to try and stop imported french toilet tissues that was a major source of income for the froggies

made a bloody fortune they did

much to the envy of the english

[Way2go]

to try and stop imported french toilet tissues that was a major source of income for the froggies

made a bloody fortune they did

much to the envy of the english

Exactly Charlie! What was wrong with the old newspaper eh? And if the pile of these grew too large in the outside privy, then you could skim off the pile and take them down to the local chippy for them to use up!

[Philhod]

Still do mate!!!

[Way2go]

You'd have to bung the Public Health Inspector a few bob today to turn a blind eye to them using them! That regulation changed pre-EEC if memory serves correctly.

[Father Ted]

Our chippy still uses them - white paper for the chips, then wrap the lot up in newspaper. Nowt wrong with that, I can have a quick sken at the news whilst eating my chip butty and then use it to wipe my arse with afterwards - total rebicycling...

[Philhod]

Yep. Maureens near me do the same Nowt wrong wi that mate.

[charlie]

maureen ?????

i thought all the maureens had died off years ago

or is that wishful thinkin...........

[mat_the_cat]

use it to wipe my arse with afterwards - total rebicycling...

Yep. Maureens near me do the same

Meaning that Maureen wipes your arse for you?

[Way2go]

Eh? That's some service from a Chippy, our chip shops don't even have customer toilets!

[docchevron132]

Personal service from the chippy! If Maureen is fit (and she'll be unique if she is!) I'm coming to your chippy!

[Father Ted]

I know of a cafe in the town that offers "personal Service" the older giffers go in, have a pot of tea and a scone and then amble upstairs for a bath and a hand job. Apparently its very popular and only £20.

[docchevron132]

Blimey, I'll be up in a bit!

[Philhod]

Maureen used to be fit 50 to 60 years ago. she's about 75 or so now.

Even now, on a Friday the queue comes out of the shop across the pavement as far as tha gutter, such is the deliciousness of her wares.

[mat_the_cat]

such is the deliciousness of her wares.

Bit fishy for my tastes though...

[Philhod]

Very likely, she has 4 sons aged between 35 and 55.

It only gets very fishy if you have too many peas

[Way2go]

It only gets very fishy if you have too many peas

Brought on by her using very wet fish, no doubt!

[Philhod]

No I was referring to peas not pees.....p's of the mushy persuasion

[docchevron132]

If it's mushy, you really should go see a doctor..

[Way2go]

No I was referring to peas not pees.....p's of the mushy persuasion

Now you've lost us , what have peas got to do with the quantity and strength of fish?