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Don't even go there!!!! Vanny chucked some petrol on to get the coals going quicker.

Unfortunately it set fire to the can he was holding. Shouts for him to put the lid back on fortunately saved the day.

Unfortunately, if he had have gone up so to speak, it would have saved the Disco.

But then I suppose you can't have everything.

We burnt the calories off first as Mat took us to look at a waterfall which was in the river they nearly ended up in. The trip was several hundred yards down and back again, but the beer count was low at that point.

Philhod wrote:
But then I suppose you can't have everything.

Phil, how drunk where you? Your version of events is consistently very different to what actually happened! In the case of the BBQ, Mat started trying to cook on it before the coals where even mildly warm, there where few options if we wanted to eat before Sunday. And the cap was on the bottle before you and Jonathon had even realised it was on fire. You also missed the bit where you decided to blow on the coals, from the opposite side of the fire from me, covering me and my fancy new fleece in hot rocks!

I'm guessing the fancy nw fleece is less fancy now then?

All true!! but as you admitted at the time (I think) It worked.

And anyway I was several bottles up on you lot by then, so along with the upside down traffic lights I probably wasn't very sober
I didn't realise the fleece was new, it didn't look it.......no wait ...that was probably after......

it is now how they would describe as 'breatheable', i'd call it singed

I've taxed worse....