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Not being hugely fond of the Xantia's appearance...


but, liking the reliablity,


economy,


general comfort level,


and load-lugging ability,


I don't want to part with it (at least for now).




So,


after toasting it slightly with the BBQ at Gaydon,


I thought i'd go for the "Rat" look... you know, something a little different...

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But then I thought: Nah, let's go with some thing A LOT different....











Too much? Too little? Nervous breakdown?

Some feedback perhaps?

please seek medical assistance immediately

looks like a half decent job though, just tell people it was inspired by Picasso.

It IS a half decent job... i've only done the offside of the centre line.

From the passengers side it looks completely normal

So, if Claire always gets in the passenger side, will she ever notice? I wish you'd come up with the idea on Saturday night, we could have had a lot of fun...

mat_the_cat wrote:So, if Claire always gets in the passenger side, will she ever notice? I wish you'd come up with the idea on Saturday night, we could have had a lot of fun...

Actually, she never noticed the whole thing had been keyed up yesterday, it was a lovely shade of white

Why do i always have to be the brains...

Actually, what i want is a load of vinyl stickers for the nearside.... Brands, Charities, allsorts and then just randomly stick them all over the place...

quelle coleur? That's cool. Not sure about the big scroll though. being on the bonnet if you go too fast you may vanish up yer own whatsit. So to speak

Philhod wrote:Not sure about the big scroll though. being on the bonnet if you go too fast you may vanish up yer own whatsit.

I was thinking a little Austin Powers perhaps?

Now all i need is Smiffy's glasses and to trim my chest hair into the shape of my cock (with slightly less saggy bollocks)...

Ummmm, stop taking them pills and start taking medication! WTF have you done?! Like what Matt said, I sooooooooo wish we'd had the idea on the weekend.

What ever you do to the near side, it's needs to be in the 'best' possible tastes for Stratford - just to wind up the more serious of the Citro-philes!

Bx Bandit wrote:What ever you do to the near side, it's needs to be in the 'best' possible tastes for Stratford - just to wind up the more serious of the Citro-philes!

Oh god yeah...!

Seriously guys, sensible suggestions for MAXIMUM impact awaited!

Something along the lines of Purple Fur, you know what i mean

I could park next to Timmy's Concours...

No you can park it next to that twatty concours xantia with the whitewall tyres

I'll see if i've got any stickers kicking about the place, theres some no smoking ones at work,maybe for the bonnet

catsinthewelder wrote:No you can park it next to that twatty concours xantia with the whitewall tyres

Oh, the polished turd you mean

You should turn your Break into a Jesus Bus to match mine... Cool Man...

I am infused with WTF-edness.
However I do like whats going on with the bonnet and wing.
That said, should the Voices start telling you to burn things please come and see me for a top up depot.

That said, should the Voices start telling you to burn things please come and see me for a top up depot

I actually think that you should get the other side as pristine as possible, for total shock effect

Like it Phil, just imagine the look on the judge's faces when they get to marking the other side!

It would be a total moment

all im going to say is thank fuck I bought the valver off of you before you had such ideas

I saw a Xantia covered in artificial grass once on ebay - looked really funny. I really do think you should leave the nearside until Stratford Jay...............if yer know what I mean?!

mickey taker wrote:all im going to say is thank fuck I bought the valver off of you before you had such ideas

All my 16v ideas have long since been reserved for mine

And, I wasn't having a nervous breakdown back then

Bx Bandit wrote: I really do think you should leave the nearside until Stratford Jay...............if yer know what I mean?!

The only down side to that is if I let you bloody lot anywhere near it I won't be able to see out the windows! You'll probably paint me a porthole on the side window

jay pm me yopur address I must have some old stickers kicking about like the old halfords bulldog and maybe even a tazmanian devil

jayw wrote:

Bx Bandit wrote: I really do think you should leave the nearside until Stratford Jay...............if yer know what I mean?!

The only down side to that is if I let you bloody lot anywhere near it I won't be able to see out the windows! You'll probably paint me a porthole on the side window

Well, it might be a bit fuzzy round the edges like but you'll get home. I think you should actually line your roof rack and plant flowers maaan or grass or moss or something