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Post by docchevron132 » 24 Jul 2010

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)


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Post by mat_the_cat » 24 Jul 2010

I was alright until I got to the 5th line!
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Post by docchevron132 » 24 Jul 2010

Corinthians 6:10??
I was fucked from the get go!
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Post by docchevron132 » 24 Jul 2010

Jesus is on line now!!!!
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Post by Stinkwheel(Matt) » 24 Jul 2010

Whoremongers
Is this the same as a fish monger or what?

And honestly,i feel i need to challenge Mr J Dyane on the 'im jesus' front.

Have something scary............
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Post by Stinkwheel(Matt) » 24 Jul 2010

And OMG, i just realised you can see my pussy in that picture!!
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Post by Father Ted » 24 Jul 2010

Looking on the bright side, Hell has all the best musicians.
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Post by mat_the_cat » 24 Jul 2010

Stinkwheel(Matt) wrote:i have come amongst you
Well, wipe it up man!
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Post by Stinkwheel(Matt) » 24 Jul 2010

mat_the_cat wrote:
Stinkwheel(Matt) wrote:i have come amongst you
Well, wipe it up man!

I did, but the tissue went all soggy.
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Post by Philhod » 24 Jul 2010

That comes from having an excited pussy on your knee. :shock:


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Post by docchevron132 » 24 Jul 2010

Stinkwheel(Matt) wrote: And honestly,i feel i need to challenge Mr J Dyane on the 'im jesus' front.
no no no! Jonathon is Jesus' brother, Jesus is Rich, or Jesus...

Nice beardage though Matt!
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Post by Stinkwheel(Matt) » 24 Jul 2010

docchevron132 wrote:
Stinkwheel(Matt) wrote: And honestly,i feel i need to challenge Mr J Dyane on the 'im jesus' front.
no no no! Jonathon is Jesus' brother, Jesus is Rich, or Jesus...

Nice beardage though Matt!

Ah i see, im sorry, i will go and repeat Rich is jesus and jonothan is his brother.

Ta on the beard compliment. I had to grow it, people kept mistaking me for a bird with this hair.
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Post by docchevron132 » 24 Jul 2010

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I had long (ish) hair once.... now I have none.... :cry: :cry:
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Post by Bx Bandit » 24 Jul 2010

Think I once got to 3 weeks without a shave but it's just too god damn (oops, sorry big J) itchy!

Yeah, Rich is Big J and his bro' is Unkie J(ohnathon)
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Post by mickey taker » 24 Jul 2010

whiskers ,

8 out of 10 sinners prefer them
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Post by Philhod » 24 Jul 2010

:D Silver ones are cool 8) 8)

Question:- If Corinthians scored 6 (6:10) Who scored the 10 ???
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Germany?
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Post by mickey taker » 24 Jul 2010

yeah on penalties as fucking usual
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Post by Bx Bandit » 24 Jul 2010

Football :roll:
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Post by Philhod » 24 Jul 2010

:? I only said scored I never mentioned football :lol:
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