- mat_the_cat
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Re: Jesus is online!!
Nah, I don't have the beardage. Just that when you said "Good lord" I wondered whether it was in response to my post or just a general shout out to the Messiah!
- docchevron132
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Re: Jesus is online!!
Oh... yeah! Christ, I spose I'll have to be careful about blaspheming now!
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
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Re: Jesus is online!!
Good God yes, it becomes clear. BJ and JD are one and the same - save for the accent. They even wear the same green army combats and black DMs! If you 'both' come to Stratty, it'll be like seeing quadrouple!
....There he goes, one of God's own prototypes, a high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production......too weird too live.....and too rare to die
- Stinkwheel(Matt)
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Re: Jesus is online!!
Oh Christ I'll have to stop blaspheming, shit i said christ, fuck i said shit, Arse i said fuck, piss i said arse, etc etc etc.
Just do as i do and use swear words as adjectives, works just fine
Just do as i do and use swear words as adjectives, works just fine
OK, so i've got some stuff, some of it goes, some of it doesnt, some of it never will again!
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We'll have to fit an anti-swear chip in your brain like they did to Cartman.....
....There he goes, one of God's own prototypes, a high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production......too weird too live.....and too rare to die
- jayw
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Re: Jesus is online!!
I love Cheesey Poofs, you love Cheesey Poofs, if we didn't eat Cheesey Poofs We'd be laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!
Thank you very much...
Thank you very much...
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Shut your fucking face Uncle Fucker...................
....There he goes, one of God's own prototypes, a high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production......too weird too live.....and too rare to die
- jayw
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Re: Jesus is online!!
You're a bonafide bastard uncle fucker, you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck you're uncle all day long!
Uncle Fucker..
That's:
U.
N.
C.
L.
E.
Fuck You
Uncle Fucker!
Suck my Balls.
Uncle Fucker..
That's:
U.
N.
C.
L.
E.
Fuck You
Uncle Fucker!
Suck my Balls.
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Re: Jesus is online!!
One of the best songs of EVAH!
....There he goes, one of God's own prototypes, a high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production......too weird too live.....and too rare to die
- smiffy
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Tell me, is Kyle's mom still a big fat bitch?
They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away...
but now that most of them are muslim, I find bacon and sausages work better!
but now that most of them are muslim, I find bacon and sausages work better!
- jayw
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Well...
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a mean old bitch, she's the meanest bitch in the whole wide word, she's a mean old bitch (if there ever was a bitch), she's a bitch to all the boys and girls...
On Monday she's a bitch.
On Tuesday she's a bitch.
On Wednesday and Thursday she's a bitch.
Then, on Friday, (just to be different), she's super King Kong mega MEGA beeeeee-atch!
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I need to get out more often...
You can't say fuck in school you fucking fat-arse...
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a mean old bitch, she's the meanest bitch in the whole wide word, she's a mean old bitch (if there ever was a bitch), she's a bitch to all the boys and girls...
On Monday she's a bitch.
On Tuesday she's a bitch.
On Wednesday and Thursday she's a bitch.
Then, on Friday, (just to be different), she's super King Kong mega MEGA beeeeee-atch!
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I need to get out more often...
You can't say fuck in school you fucking fat-arse...
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I love it Jay......(do you actually know all the lyrics mate????)
....There he goes, one of God's own prototypes, a high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production......too weird too live.....and too rare to die
- smiffy
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They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away...
but now that most of them are muslim, I find bacon and sausages work better!
but now that most of them are muslim, I find bacon and sausages work better!
- jayw
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That's the Movie version, the original (in episode) version was better!
I hate it when they re-release the classics
I hate it when they re-release the classics
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- jayw
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Re: Jesus is online!!
As i can't find decent audio/video quality on Youtube, here's my favorite Southpark moment with remixed visuals...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-UVhtOQ ... re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-UVhtOQ ... re=related
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