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Re: Jesus is online!!

Post by mat_the_cat » 09 Aug 2010

Nah, I don't have the beardage. Just that when you said "Good lord" I wondered whether it was in response to my post or just a general shout out to the Messiah!
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Re: Jesus is online!!

Post by docchevron132 » 09 Aug 2010

Oh... yeah! Christ, I spose I'll have to be careful about blaspheming now!
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Re: Jesus is online!!

Post by Bx Bandit » 09 Aug 2010

Good God yes, it becomes clear. BJ and JD are one and the same - save for the accent. They even wear the same green army combats and black DMs! If you 'both' come to Stratty, it'll be like seeing quadrouple! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Re: Jesus is online!!

Post by Stinkwheel(Matt) » 09 Aug 2010

Oh Christ I'll have to stop blaspheming, shit i said christ, fuck i said shit, Arse i said fuck, piss i said arse, etc etc etc.

Just do as i do and use swear words as adjectives, works just fine :)
OK, so i've got some stuff, some of it goes, some of it doesnt, some of it never will again!

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Re: Jesus is online!!

Post by Bx Bandit » 09 Aug 2010

:lol: :lol: We'll have to fit an anti-swear chip in your brain like they did to Cartman.....
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Re: Jesus is online!!

Post by jayw » 09 Aug 2010

I love Cheesey Poofs, you love Cheesey Poofs, if we didn't eat Cheesey Poofs We'd be laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!

Thank you very much...
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Re: Jesus is online!!

Post by Bx Bandit » 09 Aug 2010

Shut your fucking face Uncle Fucker...................
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Re: Jesus is online!!

Post by jayw » 09 Aug 2010

You're a bonafide bastard uncle fucker, you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck you're uncle all day long!

Uncle Fucker..

That's:

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Fuck You

Uncle Fucker!

Suck my Balls.
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Re: Jesus is online!!

Post by Bx Bandit » 09 Aug 2010

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [clap] [clap] One of the best songs of EVAH!
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Re: Jesus is online!!

Post by smiffy » 10 Aug 2010

Tell me, is Kyle's mom still a big fat bitch?
They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away...
but now that most of them are muslim, I find bacon and sausages work better!

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Re: Jesus is online!!

Post by jayw » 10 Aug 2010

Well...

Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a mean old bitch, she's the meanest bitch in the whole wide word, she's a mean old bitch (if there ever was a bitch), she's a bitch to all the boys and girls...

On Monday she's a bitch.
On Tuesday she's a bitch.
On Wednesday and Thursday she's a bitch.
Then, on Friday, (just to be different), she's super King Kong mega MEGA beeeeee-atch!

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You can't say fuck in school you fucking fat-arse... :wink:
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Re: Jesus is online!!

Post by Bx Bandit » 10 Aug 2010

:lol: :lol: :lol: I love it Jay......(do you actually know all the lyrics mate????)
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Re: Jesus is online!!

Post by smiffy » 10 Aug 2010

They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away...
but now that most of them are muslim, I find bacon and sausages work better!

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Re: Jesus is online!!

Post by jayw » 10 Aug 2010

That's the Movie version, the original (in episode) version was better!

I hate it when they re-release the classics :lol:
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Re: Jesus is online!!

Post by jayw » 10 Aug 2010

As i can't find decent audio/video quality on Youtube, here's my favorite Southpark moment with remixed visuals...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-UVhtOQ ... re=related
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