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[Fish_Botherer]

So here I am at Fishbotherer central, logged on here for the first time in a couple of weeks, and wondering why the site isn't full of Stratford tales.. Now the penny has suddenly dropped - it wasn't on Bank Holiday weekend like last year

Hope all enjoy it muchly, oily stuff gets done, other liquids go in the right places etc etc.

I'll try to refrain from spreading all over the site this weekend like a rash.

[Philhod]

Err..................strange w/end

But most enjoyable for my part

[docchevron132]

yes it was rather, rather depressed by the whole thing.

[mat_the_cat]

I really should have had more to drink - then I would have got the telling off and then we'd all be fine now...
For the most part, I did enjoy it. Sorry for leaving without saying goodbye, but I assumed you would not appreciate being woken before 8!

[Philhod]

We still haven't had an explanation for the late (very) arrival and the early (crack of dawn) departure yet.

[docchevron132]

True, but we made our own reasons up in his absense!

I think that will be my last CCC event. I will gatecrash 2CVGB's big event, but thats about it I reckon.

[mat_the_cat]

In that case maybe I should leave you to your reasons - I'm sure they were more interesting than what I was actually doing!

[docchevron132]

Have no doubt mate, the reasons we invented / surmised were quite, er, amazing!

[Philhod]

Err.....quite

Sorry my first appearance has put you off for good Doc.

[mat_the_cat]

Well, the truth is I spent most of Sunday afternoon sweating, with a throbbing red thing in my hands…were your made up reasons along those lines?

[Stinkwheel(Matt)]

True, but we made our own reasons up in his absense!

I think that will be my last CCC event. I will gatecrash 2CVGB's big event, but thats about it I reckon.

I can understand that totally, most CCC events ive been too have been decidedly average (that was before i knew of you lot though)

if you do seriously go to 2CVGB meets doc, make sure we all know, cos i shall probably be there too.

Some serious drinking at 2CVGB events.

[docchevron132]

Well, the truth is I spent most of Sunday afternoon sweating, with a throbbing red thing in my hands…were your made up reasons along those lines?

Similar, although we'd gone for a black strap on...

No worries Matt, I'll let thee know in advance. Most likely I'll gatecrash the 2CV national, Adrian says it's usually my kinda carnage!

[mat_the_cat]

It does have a black handle...

[docchevron132]

Jesus, I bet sitting down is a tad painful now mate...

[Philhod]

So thst's what she used. OO er missus

[docchevron132]

I guess the question is now:
Did she lube it, or was a dry session?

[mat_the_cat]

Funny you should mention lube, it was very dry and in fact almost seized. There is a problem with the oil pump for the chain oil which (as I don't have any of the tools and little time before the winter) I will be taking into the specialists to have a look at.

[docchevron132]

Ouch!
Well, yeah, you'd want to get that sorted before continuing to use it in your perverted sex games..

[Philhod]

Well, yeah, you'd want to get that sorted before continuing to use it in your perverted sex games.

It gives "ripping you a new areseol" a whole new meaning

[mat_the_cat]

It gives "ripping you a new areseol" a whole new meaning

A whole new meaning? Except I don't know the original meaning of the word 'areseol'...