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[docchevron132]

why bother with all this walking shit then mate?
Eat all the pies you can!

[Philhod]

Well you sort of lose some of your ...err..immortalness if you dont keep fit enuff to lift busses

[docchevron132]

ahhh, so I needn't bother buying a new 10 tonne jack then!

[Philhod]

Of course not. I told you all you had to do was let me know and I would give you a lift

[docchevron132]

LOL, well, if we ever get into the new shed, assuming it hasn't blown away in this wind, then the fornt axle is about the next thing to come out!

[Philhod]

Nea bother

[Fish_Botherer]

When I sang in a church choir there was sometimes a bit of mortality about it: Wednesday choir practices could meant singing across a coffin in the chancel if there was a funeral the next morning. A bit bizarre...

[Philhod]

Dead end job, that was then!
If we got a dedr in we would sing it's not the cough that carries you off. It's the coffin they carry you off in.

[Scarecrow]

We never had coffins in our church I was always peering through cracks into the crypts though. Oh, and 'playing' the big, old organ,

[mat_the_cat]

I enjoy playing with my organ.

Never in church though...

[Scarecrow]

It was the robes that I liked. I've actually just been looking for a monk's habit on ebay as I've found they are perfect for winter outdoor parties! It's like a mini-tent and you can keep all your important party-accoutrements nice and dry and hidden

[Philhod]

OOerr missus you need to be careful there! Monks tend to have dirty brown habits.

I tend to show my party accouterments off when at a party.......specially once lubricated enough

[docchevron132]

specially once lubricated enough

Is that a Tenacious D moment?

[Philhod]

Yes that was a rather unfortunate choice of words.....given the previous remark

[docchevron132]

"I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey, my kielbasa sausage has just got to perform".. etc etc

[Philhod]

Needed that laugh after Mat's sad news

[docchevron132]

you know what time it is?

funny really, I'v known lots of people that have pegged it, as we all do, but none of them REALLY upset me. Animals though, thats a whole other ball game.

[mat_the_cat]

I think it's the unconditional simplicity of their affection towards us. Can you get that from a person?
Plus in this case the suddenness of it. Sorry, I'll stop bringing this thread down as well.

[docchevron132]

Nothing to be sorry about, grieving is important ya know.

You're right of course, animals dont have an agenda, they love you regardless of how big your cock is, how big your wallett is and regardless of what side of 8 mile you live.

[Father Ted]

You're right of course, animals dont have an agenda, they love you regardless of how big your cock is.

Is there something that you want to share about your relationship with animals?