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[mat_the_cat]

You really need a hefty chisel and a big hammer

[docchevron132]

right kinda size, but needs a bit more weight in it!

[mat_the_cat]

I know the feeling!

[docchevron132]

at least you have an on site socket for your plug...

[jayw]

Yeah, but considering he has a knack of ending up in the doghouse, it's probably got one of those anti-tamper devices on it most of the time...

[Vanny]

Do we actually know who it was that burned to death yet?

I can't believe they actually burned to death, i would have expected asphixiation?

[Scarecrow]

I wonder how many people drove past as they fried?

[Vanny]

given that it was on a motorway, probably a few, but even though it was in the s***h, i'd be absolutley gob smacked if no one stopped. People do tend to stop when cars are on fire with people in!

[Philhod]

Then people run into them and also catch fire whilst on their phone telling everyone about it.

Then cars on the opposite side stop and people run into them and catch fire.
Then the fire brigade comes and start putting the fires out but get bricks and stuff thrown at them coz it's cold, so they go on strike and everyone dies.

Could be a script for a soap

[jayw]

/\ someones been watching too much TV!

[Philhod]

The wife watches ALL the soaps on tv. Personally I can't fucking stand any of them. I would sooner have 3rd degree burns, but whenever I walk in when they are on, someone is dying or getting murdered, someone is generally crying and usually someone is screaming and shouting at someone else. Does me ed in!

[Scarecrow]

It must be that thing where women are inclined to be more social than men. They just can't get enough gossip in real life so they have to have a shot of made-up gossip to share with their friends.

I listen to the Archers now and then - it's the nearest I get to actually living in the countryside

[Philhod]

Well I'm lucky really, I live in a large ish town oop ere int frozzen North.
But I live in the northwest corner of the borough and can be in the countryside within 5 mins walk.

Actually I'm the social person in this house. She's veritably antisocial.