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[Scarecrow]

How scary! I watched that new C4 police documentary and it was set in the local nick. I'm too scared to go out now

[docchevron132]

Since I barely ever watch telly, you'll have to enlighten me a bit more mate!

Was it an eye opener?

[Scarecrow]

It was cringe-worthy. I was enlightened to the term, "Chatham pocket".

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/coppers/4od

I don't suppose it's a patch on somewhere like Bristol.

[mat_the_cat]

I was enlightened to the term, "Chatham pocket".

I had to Google that, and now wished I hadn't...

[Scarecrow]

I was enlightened to the term, "Chatham pocket".

I had to Google that, and now wished I hadn't...

But that'll be one or two extra bottles of wine you can liberate from France

Edit: The urban dictionary discusses Medway... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=medway

[Way2go]

I was enlightened to the term, "Chatham pocket".

I had to Google that, and now wished I hadn't...

A friend was telling me on the phone about this program dealing with police station life which doesn't sound too savoury!
Apparently one criminal type had 2 mobile phones and a charger concealed up his arse.

[Father Ted]

dont be to alarmed, the chargers are usually sans 3 pin plug and get wired into play stations to charge the battery and samsung do a very small phone indeed which fits up an arse a treat.

It is fun when they get stuck of course and we have to retrieve them. Often though half a bottle of lactulose does the trick.

Women have two pockets of course in which to hide things.

[Scarecrow]

I'm definitely not flying any more

[Vanny]

two phone and two chargers, how tthe fuck

[Father Ted]

You would be surprised how stretchy your bumhole can be.

[Father Ted]

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2006/ ... 62436.html

[docchevron132]

fuck this thread has taken a, er, um, interesting turn!

[Scarecrow]

Yes - when I moved back down here I happened to comment on a tattoo a woman had across her bum, something along the lines of, "She's been signed by her pimp".

Ooooo, big mistake. I had to run away.

[Philhod]

Intrigued! How cum you were that intimate with her bum?

[mat_the_cat]

Reminds me of a girl's knickers I saw once (I may have mentioned this before?) - she had the London Underground symbol on the front of them and the slogan 'Mind the gap'….

[Philhod]

I've seen lots of girls nickers.....but couldn't read them as they were usually on the floor

[Scarecrow]

Intrigued! How cum you were that intimate with her bum?

In Chatham the fashion is to expose the crack of the arse in order that the label of the fake designer thong is clearly visible. I guess the thong is favoured as it allows for easier access to the Chatham Purse.

I was walking behind the tattooed "lady" along Chatham High Street, with a sailor who wanted a hand with painting his deck.

Unfortunately me and the sailor fell out when I helped roadie a gig he had singing obscure Roy Orbison songs to a party of Cruisers from Medway Cruising Club, which was pretty fucking unbearable so I heckled him. I had taken advantage of the subsidised beer quite a bit. My God it was fucking awful - I even went outside to throw up. Oh, I had words with a belligerent man when we'd arrived in said sailor's RIB and this bloke came storming up to us claiming we'd rocked his boat (we were doing under 5 knots) so I ended up telling him to fuck off and then guess who was guest of honour at the gig and the Commodore of Medway Cruising Club?

[Way2go]

Surreal!

[Philhod]

Chatham purse?

..... with a sailor who wanted a hand with "painting his deck".

That's not another pseudonym is it?

[Father Ted]

Chatham purse?

Mimsey.