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[Philhod]

How is it politicians of any hue, always manage to show their true ineptitude when making off the cuff remarks.
We get a royal wedding announced. What does Cameron say?
OO a royal wedding! That will really bring the country together...................Really?
The man actually believes this!!!!? What a knob!
The rest of them will not be far behind. Just intent on trying to ingratiate themselves.
We're all tightening belts but let's splash out on a huge knees up for the rich and powerful.
Oh! I'm sorry. I must remember, we're all in this together. Major oxygen thieves.

[Father Ted]

Well I hope we get a bank holiday.
The extra money when I work it will be great!
Would love to see a street party on the main road where I live

[docchevron132]

Historically royal weddings have indee brought a sense of national pride or whatever, I'm not sure this one will have the same sort of impact, even compared to Fergy and Andrew, but, he is Di's son, and everyone loves Di, if she wasn't dead I'd give her one!
Anyhow, i digress.... I think it's not a good or bad thing, and yes the tax payer will foot the bill, but, and bear in mind I'm no royalist, but, they are still more popular in the states than they are here, and with TV rights and associated gubbins you just know will come about (plates, mugs, caps, all the usual shit) then it might be as bad for the economy as you think.
More over, there's little enough to be merry about, they seem to rather like eachother and she's not bad to look at.

[smiffy]

everyone loves Di, if she wasn't dead I'd give her one!

Why let that stop you......

there's little enough to be merry about, they seem to rather like eachother and she's not bad to look at.

This is true, it might just give the country a bit of a lift....he's not bad to look at either, but I much prefer Harry, I just love red-heads!

[Father Ted]

everyone loves Di, if she wasn't dead I'd give her one!

Why let that stop you......

there's little enough to be merry about, they seem to rather like eachother and she's not bad to look at.

This is true, it might just give the country a bit of a lift....he's not bad to look at either, but I much prefer Harry, I just love red-heads!

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The very same thought crossed my mind whislt reading that.
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So do I, but I suspect we go for different types of red-heads.

[Vanny]

Your not a royalist then Phil?

I can only see it as being a good thing for bolstering a bit of national pride, i'm sure there will be plenty of neigh sayers, but its got to be a unifying event. And a pleasurable one for once.

[charlie]

I can only see it as being a good thing for bolstering a bit of national pride, but its got to be a unifying event. And a pleasurable one for once.

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what a fackin joke

[Philhod]

Hi Charlie
My cynicism was not directed at the couple, I wish them every happiness.
But as for the rest of the bollocks, They are born to rule you are born to serve and be glad of it. I mean, we are fed this shit from day one, so it stands to reason some will believe, nay, even support that view and good luck to them. But as to pulling the nation together, don't make me larf
I thought our revered politicians were supposed to be doing that, although from where I'm standing, they seem to be doing the opposite and any national bandwagon that will soak media attention, hiding their ineptitude, will do!

[Scarecrow]

Whilst I accept that the Royal family have certain erotic qualities (albeit greatly diminished by the demise of the Queen Mum and the sometime birth of Anne), I think Maggie T. would still have to come first for me, followed by Blair and then, with a sidelong glance at normality, a bit of Bush.

Imagine the pillow-talk:

Tony sighs, "Steve, Cherie just doesn't know how to make me feel the way that you do."
They spoon, and Steve kisses the back of Blair's neck, probing him with his WMD. Blair yelps a little and calls out as the Earth seems to shimmer and move around him.
"Tallyho... tallyho... Silvio... Silvio", he calls, and then slumps forward into his pillow stuffed full with 3 dollar notes.


There's an opportunity - Royal Wedding sick bags , and Royal branded condoms, "Stop the madness!"

[Vanny]

you are born to serve and be glad of it

Yes, I'm regularly commanded by the sovereignty, and i always follow there rule. Or not.

[docchevron132]

Lets not forget that Kate midriff is a xommoner, one of us, equally I have a fair chunk of time for Wills and Harry since they be the offspring of Di, who did more to fuck the royal family off, and indeed change things for the better, than anyone else, she brought the human factor to royalism, and thats a good thing. I think her two sons are very much in her mold, not Charlie's, and therefore I think thats good too.
If nothing else it's an extra day off work and a day off hearing endless shit news about how awful everything is.
Dont see what the problem is with that really.

Oh, and I still would do Di, dead or not, but wasn't she microwaved? It would make my cock all dusty...

[Philhod]

Nothing wrong with the kids Doc, but one of us???I don't think so!! isn't the family business Wanking...sorry got a w in there instead of b. nuff said.
Di was landed gentry from way back and yes she did manage a pinprick on the royals.



That's why they bumped her off.

[docchevron132]

the royals consider Kate a commoner.

Yes Di was indeed landed gentry and all that shit, but she was human!
As for ebing bumped off, I really dont know, I do like conspiracy theories, and I've read a lot about this case, but I'm not convinced..

[smiffy]

I will admit to being a staunch royalist, but I only mean those regarded as the senior royal family as far as the rest go, they should get a job, appart from Princess Micheal of Kent, who should be put down by a vet, because she's a fucking dog!

I don't expect others to agree with me, we are all granted a mind of our own to make-up as we see fit.

As for politicians, fuck them all, or don't!

[Scarecrow]

It's lucky she's a commoner as the family genes must be getting a bit dodgy (Harry excluded).

I don't find the Royal tradition to be in any way relevant to my life. I never forgave Di for causing the sea to be closed in Cornwall when I wanted to go surfing and she was being serenaded by Elton "Rent-Boy" John. Stoopid lifeguard tried to tell me I couldn't go in the sea out of respect - I still went surfing, Respect can not be imposed where respect does not exist. I might have respect for them as individuals if they were individuals, but they're not. They can't even speak their own minds, which is a great example of freedom of speech!

[Philhod]

They can't even speak their own minds,

Yeah right!! The D of E manages to say what the fuck he likes. With his, persons of the brown persuasion and chinkies with slitty eyes. Fucking brilliant

[docchevron132]

see, Philip is actually worth every penny the Royals get for entertainment value!

[Philhod]

Mind you he has a greek name (ok like me) is mostly greek and is, therefore vociferous

[Philhod]

And another...That old twonk Lord whatever has just busted the "we're all in it together" farce wide open. Cameron was livid at lunchtime and now he's had to resign!! Came out with the wrong bulshit....obviously.

[docchevron132]

Again though, was he actually wrong?
Dont recall the forties being a throwaway society where every house had a widescreen plasma, a car or 2, CH double glaxing and all that shit.
Ok. we'll always moan about everything, but really, I wouldn't say it's all bad.