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Happy Xmas everyone! Seasons greetings and yulelogs everywhere!

the same from snöy Sweden to one and all.They give all the prezzies on xmas eve here, so Loffe (grandson) gets them on 2 days, first lot tomorrow, then Tomte (FC) brings the lot fron England on xmas day.
God Jul !

Thanks guys! Will be a completely stone cold sober Christmas for me, as well as one without running water (frozen for the last 4 days).

Have a good 'un chaps!

grab some snow and stick it in the kettle mate!

Hope the back and wotnot inprove directly mate!

And yes, happy festive shit and all that crap to those that do..

docchevron132 wrote:grab some snow and stick it in the kettle mate

Make sure it isn't yellow snow!

Bah! Mintysweet!

Christmas is cancelled, Santa got sued after several breaches of Elf & Safety left a dozen "little people" with severe burns... to their genitalia.

Merry Christmas to all ,ant to all... ahhhh shit, you know the rest...

You're the worlds weirdest bunch of reprobates, but we loves you all the same!

Have a good'un

More of the same festive humbug from me too to one and all.

About to set off from balmy coastal climes - the temperature's been hovering just the right side of freezing most of the last few days - to somewhere further inland that's due to get about 10 degrees C colder tonight and tomorrow night. Plenty colder than that around , I know...

Commiserations to anyone without utilities - I may be using water sparingly where I'm going as a previous resident put a long horizontal length of bathroom drainage pipe outside on the wall, so there's been one flood already....

happy christmas to my favourite bunch of perverts, sheepshaggers, loafers and pissheads , have a good one everybody

Just worked out why Phil goes to sweden every year,

He gets fed up with all the dogooders back home knocking on the door checking on there elderley and infirm neighbours like the adverts tell us to

blah blah blah

I sort of like christmas, but then have worked every one since my 14th birthday.
There is nowt like the sick to make you feel really good about yourself on Christmas day.

at Mickey, you sussed me.

Actually FT, I can`t imagine clearing someone else`s sick up, making me feel
that good.

even in the written form I sensed the sarcasm in Ted's words!

thank fuck its over!

what is?

Mery twatting Christmas.
I got socks.
A man can never have enough twatting socks

why do women think we always want socks?
I mean, socks are handy and all, but I'd rather have a blow job TBH.

Over? Didn't ever start round our house

Took prezzies to the kids, came home and sat in front of the telly.

Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

docchevron132 wrote:why do women think we always want socks?
I mean, socks are handy and all, but I'd rather have a blow job TBH.

yeah, but your mum giving you a BJ would be sooo wrong!...

Oh dear, that immage just won't go away now, HELP!!!????