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Bx Bandit
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The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
Happy Xmas everyone! Seasons greetings and yulelogs everywhere!
....There he goes, one of God's own prototypes, a high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production......too weird too live.....and too rare to die
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Philhod
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Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
the same from snöy Sweden to one and all.They give all the prezzies on xmas eve here, so Loffe (grandson) gets them on 2 days, first lot tomorrow, then Tomte (FC) brings the lot fron England on xmas day.
God Jul !
God Jul !
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Now XBX And into HDI.....as well as other ...err.... things.
Now XBX And into HDI.....as well as other ...err.... things.
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mat_the_cat
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Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
Thanks guys! Will be a completely stone cold sober Christmas for me, as well as one without running water (frozen for the last 4 days).
Have a good 'un chaps!
Have a good 'un chaps!
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docchevron132
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Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
grab some snow and stick it in the kettle mate!
Hope the back and wotnot inprove directly mate!
And yes, happy festive shit and all that crap to those that do..
Hope the back and wotnot inprove directly mate!
And yes, happy festive shit and all that crap to those that do..
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
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smiffy
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Make sure it isn't yellow snow!docchevron132 wrote:grab some snow and stick it in the kettle mate
They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away...
but now that most of them are muslim, I find bacon and sausages work better!
but now that most of them are muslim, I find bacon and sausages work better!
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Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
Bah! Mintysweet!
Christmas is cancelled, Santa got sued after several breaches of Elf & Safety left a dozen "little people" with severe burns... to their genitalia.
Merry Christmas to all ,ant to all... ahhhh shit, you know the rest...
You're the worlds weirdest bunch of reprobates, but we loves you all the same!
Have a good'un![[wave]](./images/smilies/groupwave.gif "friendship")
Christmas is cancelled, Santa got sued after several breaches of Elf & Safety left a dozen "little people" with severe burns... to their genitalia.
Merry Christmas to all ,ant to all... ahhhh shit, you know the rest...
You're the worlds weirdest bunch of reprobates, but we loves you all the same!
Have a good'un
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Fish_Botherer
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Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
More of the same festive humbug from me too to one and all.
About to set off from balmy coastal climes - the temperature's been hovering just the right side of freezing most of the last few days - to somewhere further inland that's due to get about 10 degrees C colder tonight and tomorrow night. Plenty colder than that around , I know...
Commiserations to anyone without utilities - I may be using water sparingly where I'm going as a previous resident put a long horizontal length of bathroom drainage pipe outside on the wall, so there's been one flood already....
About to set off from balmy coastal climes - the temperature's been hovering just the right side of freezing most of the last few days - to somewhere further inland that's due to get about 10 degrees C colder tonight and tomorrow night. Plenty colder than that around , I know...
Commiserations to anyone without utilities - I may be using water sparingly where I'm going as a previous resident put a long horizontal length of bathroom drainage pipe outside on the wall, so there's been one flood already....
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Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
happy christmas to my favourite bunch of perverts, sheepshaggers, loafers and pissheads , have a good one everybody
Light travels quicker than sound.That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Just worked out why Phil goes to sweden every year,
He gets fed up with all the dogooders back home knocking on the door checking on there elderley and infirm neighbours like the adverts tell us to
He gets fed up with all the dogooders back home knocking on the door checking on there elderley and infirm neighbours like the adverts tell us to
Light travels quicker than sound.That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
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Father Ted
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I sort of like christmas, but then have worked every one since my 14th birthday.
There is nowt like the sick to make you feel really good about yourself on Christmas day.
There is nowt like the sick to make you feel really good about yourself on Christmas day.
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Philhod
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at Mickey, you sussed me.Actually FT, I can`t imagine clearing someone else`s sick up, making me feel
that good.
![[no]](./images/smilies/nono1.gif "erm, NO!"){kind=small}
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Now XBX And into HDI.....as well as other ...err.... things.
Now XBX And into HDI.....as well as other ...err.... things.
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even in the written form I sensed the sarcasm in Ted's words!
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
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docchevron132
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what is?
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
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Father Ted
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Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
Mery twatting Christmas.
I got socks.
A man can never have enough twatting socks
I got socks.
A man can never have enough twatting socks
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docchevron132
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why do women think we always want socks?
I mean, socks are handy and all, but I'd rather have a blow job TBH.
I mean, socks are handy and all, but I'd rather have a blow job TBH.
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
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Over? Didn't ever start round our house
Took prezzies to the kids, came home and sat in front of the telly.
Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Took prezzies to the kids, came home and sat in front of the telly.
Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
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yeah, but your mum giving you a BJ would be sooo wrong!...docchevron132 wrote:why do women think we always want socks?
I mean, socks are handy and all, but I'd rather have a blow job TBH.
Oh dear, that immage just won't go away now, HELP!!!????
They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away...
but now that most of them are muslim, I find bacon and sausages work better!
but now that most of them are muslim, I find bacon and sausages work better!