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[Father Ted]

Mind Bleach for Mr Smith - Stat.

[mat_the_cat]

Lana bought me a set of HID headlights for the van, which I'm well chuffed with! Far more useful than socks...

[Philhod]

Well, I got socks too, but also a nice sweater and some cool boxers that I would certainly not post my picture wearing.(Large sighs of relief all round)
Got 6 cans of my favorite tipple, Lapin Kulta.(only 2 left)

[Bx Bandit]

why do women think we always want socks?
I mean, socks are handy and all, but I'd rather have a blow job TBH.

It would be rather nice to get a blow job 'bought' for one, so to speak. Gift wrapped blow job..................Mmmmmm

[docchevron132]

I didn't get a blow job, or a handjob, or any form of sex whatsoever, still, I did nothing for days and got outragiousley drunk, so that was nice!

[Father Ted]

Thats really shit.
No sex at all?
Not even being allowed to have a wank?
Thats sooooooooo cruel.

[Vanny]

if it cheers any one up, i spent the 24th sorting lauras plumbing, someone took the 40mm waste from the washing machine up hill, without any brackets, que freezing inside the house

[Bx Bandit]

You played with her 40mm waste pipe? That's disgusting. I don't even do water works, but I do enjoy putting my fabric cinditioner in the dispenser drawer.....

[jayw]

You played with her 40mm waste pipe? That's disgusting. I don't even do water works, but I do enjoy putting my fabric cinditioner in the dispenser drawer.....

He had to fit a 25mm reducer so he'd touch the sides...

[docchevron132]

[Philhod]

Much lolage

[Bx Bandit]

oh wait, that's not actually funny

[Stinkwheel(Matt)]

Can i just say, having found this thread late....

Fuck christmas, fuck new year and fuck you!!!

I think that clear up how ive felt about this 'holiday' season.

I aslo wish to torture and kill all americans who say 'holiday season'

So there you are.

[Philhod]

I aslo wish to torture and kill all americans who say 'holiday season'

Be my guest

[Bx Bandit]

Can i just say, having found this thread late....

Fuck christmas, fuck new year and fuck you!!!

I think that clear up how ive felt about this 'holiday' season.

I aslo wish to torture and kill all americans who say 'holiday season'

So there you are.

Geeee, cool it hot rod! I'm a good God loving Christian just like yerself. Yeee Haaaaw.

I shall take me a trip to church and pray for your seeins boi! "Fuck christmas, fuck new year and fuck you!!!" If the Big J could hear you swear like that he'd resurrect himself and lecture you good! Your mama and papa ain't gonna be too proud hearin' you cuuuuus like thee-at. Now pull yerself togeether and pray to the Lorrrrd you exist on dis earth, repent and feel bedder about yerself boi...

[jayw]

I shall take me a trip to church and pray for your seeins boi! "Fuck christmas, fuck new year and fuck you!!!" If the Big J could hear you swear like that he'd resurrect himself and lecture you good! Your mama and papa ain't gonna be too proud hearin' you cuuuuus like thee-at. Now pull yerself togeether and pray to the Lorrrrd you exist on dis earth, repent and feel bedder about yerself boi...

Couldn't decide if that was American or Hoodie-gangsta-rappin'-rudeboy?

[Bx Bandit]

No Sir, that be a Grand Papa sittin' on de porch, smokin de pipe and rockin' on de rockin' chair spouting chrisitan fuck-wit bull shit!

[docchevron132]

Big J is still amongst us mate!

[jayw]

smokin de pipe

The pipe of peace, man!

[mickey taker]

No Sir, that be a Grand Papa sittin' on de porch, smokin de pipe and rockin' on de rockin' chair spouting chrisitan fuck-wit bull shit!

so that would be a jamaican grand papa then bandit