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Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
Posted: 26 Dec 2010
by Father Ted
Mind Bleach for Mr Smith - Stat.
Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
Posted: 26 Dec 2010
by mat_the_cat
Lana bought me a set of HID headlights for the van, which I'm well chuffed with! Far more useful than socks...
Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
Posted: 26 Dec 2010
by Philhod
Well, I got socks too, but also a nice sweater and some cool boxers that I would certainly not post my picture wearing.(Large sighs of relief all round)
Got 6 cans of my favorite tipple, Lapin Kulta.(only 2 left)
Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
Posted: 29 Dec 2010
by Bx Bandit
docchevron132 wrote:why do women think we always want socks?
I mean, socks are handy and all, but I'd rather have a blow job TBH.
It would be rather nice to get a blow job 'bought' for one, so to speak. Gift wrapped blow job..................Mmmmmm
Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
Posted: 30 Dec 2010
by docchevron132
I didn't get a blow job, or a handjob, or any form of sex whatsoever, still, I did nothing for days and got outragiousley drunk, so that was nice!
Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
Posted: 30 Dec 2010
by Father Ted
Thats really shit.
No sex at all?
Not even being allowed to have a wank?
Thats sooooooooo cruel.
Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
Posted: 30 Dec 2010
by Vanny
if it cheers any one up, i spent the 24th sorting lauras plumbing, someone took the 40mm waste from the washing machine up hill, without any brackets, que freezing inside the house
Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
Posted: 30 Dec 2010
by Bx Bandit
You played with her 40mm waste pipe? That's disgusting. I don't even do water works, but I do enjoy putting my fabric cinditioner in the dispenser drawer.....
Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
Posted: 30 Dec 2010
by jayw
Bx Bandit wrote:You played with her 40mm waste pipe? That's disgusting. I don't even do water works, but I do enjoy putting my fabric cinditioner in the dispenser drawer.....
He had to fit a 25mm reducer so he'd touch the sides...
Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
Posted: 30 Dec 2010
by docchevron132
Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
Posted: 30 Dec 2010
by Philhod
Much lolage
Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
Posted: 30 Dec 2010
by Bx Bandit
Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
Posted: 01 Jan 2011
by Stinkwheel(Matt)
Can i just say, having found this thread late....
Fuck christmas, fuck new year and fuck you!!!
I think that clear up how ive felt about this 'holiday' season.
I aslo wish to torture and kill all americans who say 'holiday season'
So there you are.
Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
Posted: 01 Jan 2011
by Philhod
I aslo wish to torture and kill all americans who say 'holiday season'
Be my guest
Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
Posted: 01 Jan 2011
by Bx Bandit
Stinkwheel(Matt) wrote:Can i just say, having found this thread late....
Fuck christmas, fuck new year and fuck you!!!
I think that clear up how ive felt about this 'holiday' season.
I aslo wish to torture and kill all americans who say 'holiday season'
So there you are.
Geeee, cool it hot rod! I'm a good God loving Christian just like yerself. Yeee Haaaaw.
I shall take me a trip to church and pray for your seeins boi! "Fuck christmas, fuck new year and fuck you!!!" If the Big J could hear you swear like that he'd resurrect himself and lecture you good! Your mama and papa ain't gonna be too proud hearin' you cuuuuus like thee-at. Now pull yerself togeether and pray to the Lorrrrd you exist on dis earth, repent and feel bedder about yerself boi...
Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
Posted: 01 Jan 2011
by jayw
Bx Bandit wrote:I shall take me a trip to church and pray for your seeins boi! "Fuck christmas, fuck new year and fuck you!!!" If the Big J could hear you swear like that he'd resurrect himself and lecture you good! Your mama and papa ain't gonna be too proud hearin' you cuuuuus like thee-at. Now pull yerself togeether and pray to the Lorrrrd you exist on dis earth, repent and feel bedder about yerself boi...
Couldn't decide if that was American or Hoodie-gangsta-rappin'-rudeboy?
Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
Posted: 01 Jan 2011
by Bx Bandit
No Sir, that be a Grand Papa sittin' on de porch, smokin de pipe and rockin' on de rockin' chair spouting chrisitan fuck-wit bull shit!
Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
Posted: 01 Jan 2011
by docchevron132
Big J is still amongst us mate!
Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
Posted: 01 Jan 2011
by jayw
Bx Bandit wrote:smokin de pipe
The pipe of peace, man!
Re: The Essential Baaaaaaaaaaaa Humbug
Posted: 01 Jan 2011
by mickey taker
Bx Bandit wrote:No Sir, that be a Grand Papa sittin' on de porch, smokin de pipe and rockin' on de rockin' chair spouting chrisitan fuck-wit bull shit!
so that would be a jamaican grand papa then bandit