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Mind Bleach for Mr Smith - Stat.

Lana bought me a set of HID headlights for the van, which I'm well chuffed with! Far more useful than socks...

Well, I got socks too, but also a nice sweater and some cool boxers that I would certainly not post my picture wearing.(Large sighs of relief all round)
Got 6 cans of my favorite tipple, Lapin Kulta.(only 2 left)

docchevron132 wrote:why do women think we always want socks?
I mean, socks are handy and all, but I'd rather have a blow job TBH.

It would be rather nice to get a blow job 'bought' for one, so to speak. Gift wrapped blow job..................Mmmmmm

I didn't get a blow job, or a handjob, or any form of sex whatsoever, still, I did nothing for days and got outragiousley drunk, so that was nice!

Thats really shit.
No sex at all?
Not even being allowed to have a wank?
Thats sooooooooo cruel.

if it cheers any one up, i spent the 24th sorting lauras plumbing, someone took the 40mm waste from the washing machine up hill, without any brackets, que freezing inside the house

You played with her 40mm waste pipe? That's disgusting. I don't even do water works, but I do enjoy putting my fabric cinditioner in the dispenser drawer.....

Bx Bandit wrote:You played with her 40mm waste pipe? That's disgusting. I don't even do water works, but I do enjoy putting my fabric cinditioner in the dispenser drawer.....

He had to fit a 25mm reducer so he'd touch the sides...

Much lolage

oh wait, that's not actually funny

Can i just say, having found this thread late....

Fuck christmas, fuck new year and fuck you!!!

I think that clear up how ive felt about this 'holiday' season.

I aslo wish to torture and kill all americans who say 'holiday season'

So there you are.

I aslo wish to torture and kill all americans who say 'holiday season'

Be my guest

Stinkwheel(Matt) wrote:Can i just say, having found this thread late....

Fuck christmas, fuck new year and fuck you!!!

I think that clear up how ive felt about this 'holiday' season.

I aslo wish to torture and kill all americans who say 'holiday season'

So there you are.

Geeee, cool it hot rod! I'm a good God loving Christian just like yerself. Yeee Haaaaw.

I shall take me a trip to church and pray for your seeins boi! "Fuck christmas, fuck new year and fuck you!!!" If the Big J could hear you swear like that he'd resurrect himself and lecture you good! Your mama and papa ain't gonna be too proud hearin' you cuuuuus like thee-at. Now pull yerself togeether and pray to the Lorrrrd you exist on dis earth, repent and feel bedder about yerself boi...

Bx Bandit wrote:I shall take me a trip to church and pray for your seeins boi! "Fuck christmas, fuck new year and fuck you!!!" If the Big J could hear you swear like that he'd resurrect himself and lecture you good! Your mama and papa ain't gonna be too proud hearin' you cuuuuus like thee-at. Now pull yerself togeether and pray to the Lorrrrd you exist on dis earth, repent and feel bedder about yerself boi...

Couldn't decide if that was American or Hoodie-gangsta-rappin'-rudeboy?

No Sir, that be a Grand Papa sittin' on de porch, smokin de pipe and rockin' on de rockin' chair spouting chrisitan fuck-wit bull shit!

Big J is still amongst us mate!

Bx Bandit wrote:smokin de pipe

The pipe of peace, man!

Bx Bandit wrote:No Sir, that be a Grand Papa sittin' on de porch, smokin de pipe and rockin' on de rockin' chair spouting chrisitan fuck-wit bull shit!

so that would be a jamaican grand papa then bandit