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happy new year you bunch of tranvestite , sheep shagging, dry bumming geriatric, over qualified for life wankers.

( hope I havent missed anyone out)

have a brilliant 2011

mickey taker wrote:( hope I havent missed anyone out)

You forgot pissheads...

mat_the_cat wrote:

mickey taker wrote:( hope I havent missed anyone out)

You forgot pissheads...

oh sorry Matt and Pikeys ( sorry Jay )

Happy New Dawali everyone!

which one am i then?

since the mankini incident I think you can pretty much take your pick

Im thinking that 2011 is either gonna be properly awesome or properly shite, lets see how it all pans out.

Happy new year everyone, and remember this one will be much better than the next one so make the most of it (2012, olympics, shit tv for a year etc

I counted down from 10 to 0 last night and fuck me, right on the dot, at 12.00 midnight exactly, my life changed and now I feel completely new and better about everything in the whole wide world!

But yeah, Happy fucking 2011 to every fucker on here.

Im thinking that 2011 is either gonna be properly awesome or properly shite, lets see how it all pans out.

I can't make my mind up either, so the pessimist (or is that pissimost!) in me says it'll be neither, but more a long haul of a ball ache of a year when money gets increasingly tight.

That said, one of my best mates wife's best friends daughter, aged 2.5 yrs has died, which is a bit of a bummer to say the least.

Then there's that poor chick who lived in Bizzle who, it seems, was killed by her landlord (not watched news for 2 days so may not be true)

Baaaaa grumpy fucking humbug.

p.s. If any fucker does that shit to my daughter, I shall get to work with a blow torch, some pliers, a blunt spoon and a grinder for a long slow and painful death

I know the landlord!
Wouldn't surprise me if he did, but he hasn't actually been charged with anything at all yet..

Funnily enough, I counted down to midnight, and, at the stroke of midnight something amaxing happened! Nothing at all changed.

2011 takes less energy to type than 2010 so there's an improvement!

Yep, year of the pikey for me. But hey, least i don't have to pay council tax!

jayw wrote:2011 takes less energy to type than 2010 so there's an improvement!

Yep, year of the pikey for me. But hey, least i don't have to pay council tax!

Hey cool, did i miss this? Did the misses throw you out to live in the BX then?

I like the sound of this no council tax lark.

Stinkwheel(Matt) wrote:

jayw wrote:yep, year of the pikey for me. But hey, least i don't have to pay council tax!

Hey cool, did i miss this? Did the misses throw you out to live in the BX then?

I like the sound of this no council tax lark.

Jay is referring to ther impending move to deepest darkest cornwall and living in a caravan while they settle and find jobs.

rather than being thrown out they will literally be closer than ever

Ahhhhh. I thought he was just buying a caravan for towing around for the odd holiday! Be careful with the council tax thing - we lived in a caravan for almost a year (through the winter ) when doing our place up and had a retrospective bill for council tax for the caravan (Band A) on top of what we were paying for the house. Once they found out that is, and I'm not sure how exactly they did...

mat_the_cat wrote:Ahhhhh. I thought he was just buying a caravan for towing around for the odd holiday! Be careful with the council tax thing - we lived in a caravan for almost a year (through the winter ) when doing our place up and had a retrospective bill for council tax for the caravan (Band A) on top of what we were paying for the house. Once they found out that is, and I'm not sure how exactly they did...

Which neighbours did you upset?

if no one was living in the house you shouldent have been paying council tax on it for the first 6 months