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I'd like to go to the BBC and stick one in Laura Tobin!

Ooooh, is she the Political bird with the twisted chin?

no mate, shes a weathergirl, and FAF!

Does that mean she fafs about a bit

Oooh, the kinda cutesy short one?

yeah, dirty bitch! ........... I hope.

Just found out, this very night, that 'the' bird up at the garage has not been with anyone for 3 years and her longest relationship is/was 6 months - and, in her own words, "Doesn't like relationships"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hmmmm, does she take it up the anoose though?
3 and a bit years here, so even if I'm crap, she wont remember what good is anyway!

Well, the anoose I don't know about, but then I thought she was/is a virgin. I'm not sure if her story is true, but she was having a 'boyfriend' convo with a colleague.

Hrmph dude, wot to do

I'll leave it for now I think, but if I get really desperate I'll turn up, flop it out and shove it in her ass!

But I may let the Dutch bloke take the heat for the last one first!

docchevron132 wrote:I'll leave it for now I think, but if I get really desperate I'll turn up, flop it out and shove it in her ass!

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stu wrote:

docchevron132 wrote:I'll leave it for now I think, but if I get really desperate I'll turn up, flop it out and shove it in her ass!

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