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[Philhod]

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Bit like sex really then...

[/quote] Wouldn't know, it's that long since I had any at home.

[docchevron132]

see, I thought it was a grumpy and yet semi amusing bit of writing, but it seems I'm almost alone in that view..

[Way2go]

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Bit like sex really then...

Wouldn't know, it's that long since I had any at home.

By the "qualifier" (at home) in that sentence it suggests you have an external supply on tap?

[Philhod]

In this part of the forum I have to say say, " I have no idea what you are inferring"

[mnde]

see, I thought it was a grumpy and yet semi amusing bit of writing, but it seems I'm almost alone in that view..

No you're not.

That elongated rant cheered up my afternoon.

Have you ever thought of writing a book? You'd certainly give Charlie Brooker a run for his money.

BTW I disagree about internet dating... but only because I'm terribly biased as my lovely Lucy initially contacted me through Yahoo Personals.

(And I had previous success with Match, which led to me flying to meet a girl in NY )

Mark.

[mat_the_cat]

Likewise, I thought it was a cracking read. But I suppose simply clicking the 'like' button on Facebook didn't really convey that.... Like all the best humour, it's based on just enough truth to allow people to relate to it.

[Philhod]

I dunno about just enough truth Mat. I think that was written from the heart

I, on the other hand, seem to be getting more offers the older I get. The reason is not hard to find. Most are 50+ whose husbands have lost interest, so they are, well, the phrase gagging really doesn't do it justice.

If anyone saw that German film last week, Wolkon 9 (cloud 9) you will understand what I mean

[mat_the_cat]

they are, well, the phrase gagging really doesn't do it justice.

And if they aren't before, you make certain they are afterwards?

[Philhod]

If they ain't before there won't be an afterwards. I don't have time for persuasion

[mat_the_cat]

I meant gagging as in 'with a mouthful'...

[Philhod]

[docchevron132]

Have you ever thought of writing a book? You'd certainly give Charlie Brooker a run for his money.

BTW I disagree about internet dating... but only because I'm terribly biased as my lovely Lucy initially contacted me through Yahoo Personals.

(And I had previous success with Match, which led to me flying to meet a girl in NY )

Mark.

I've already written 2 books, but they were shite.
I know lots of people hat have done very well with internet dating, it just isn't for me, and gives me something to whinge about!

[jayw]

see, I thought it was a grumpy and yet semi amusing bit of writing,

I'm guessing many bottles of beer had passed thy lips when you started typing that!

Chris's new book is released monday entitled:

"Insights of a complicated life".

When i grow up i'm gonna be just like you!

[docchevron132]

stone cold sober mate.
When I'm pissed I really start rambling on at nausiating length about everything that pisses me off!

[Philhod]

but it seems I'm almost alone in that view..

Not really mate I should team you up with my missis.....you have lots in common

[docchevron132]

in what cntext mate?! I refer you to my original grumble!

[Philhod]

Exacly that mate. She believes that sex is best left weeeeell alone :

[docchevron132]

Ahh, so she's a grumpy old man?!

[Philhod]

Err yeah....I mean no, I mean well, grumpy old bitch.

[Philhod]

It's one of those whooooooo moments again.