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Re: Wings
true, but doing it the other way round is probably more fun!
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I dunno, I tend to make vitgins into lesbians... Moody fucking lesbians at that...
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If not driven her totally over the edge, you may well of got yourself right in the middle, if you know what I mean!
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OO a bit cryptic for me fella... over the edge.... right in the middle????
Are you getting me back with welsh?????
Are you getting me back with welsh?????
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Bah ha ha ha!
Alas I just turn them all into full time munchers of rug, with no love for teh cock...
Alas I just turn them all into full time munchers of rug, with no love for teh cock...
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Surely as Kate has had your cock before, then she needn't complain that 'she can't sleep with more blokes' cos an ex is an ex and doesn't count if she sleeps with you again. Once she's ok with that, sell it to her big time that she can lick pussy at the same time................or have you already tried that.......of course you have......
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Try getting a strap on and give her 2 at once..... Which one goes where is nothing to do with me
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Kate cant even make her mind up if she wants to be friend, let alone let me shag her. Which I eouldn't anyway, it's a largely turgid road of many hills, pot holes and crumbling surfaces.
Better off as "friends only, no shagging", it only ever coomplicates things afterwards..
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hmm, well, I am Kates best mate, so I guess thats true, I fuck myself now and then!
See, with her, on the very odd occasion I've got pissed and we end up doing the two backed beast, she always regrets it the next day, and I feel guilty because I dont regret it.
Then I get accused of rape...twice..
Hence it's easier to keep it in my pants.
See, with her, on the very odd occasion I've got pissed and we end up doing the two backed beast, she always regrets it the next day, and I feel guilty because I dont regret it.
Then I get accused of rape...twice..
Hence it's easier to keep it in my pants.
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2 at once maybe the exact opposite of what..................... you know, when you see 'lesbians' on porn, they more often than not have a double ended dildo to share. So, if they don't like cosk, why have a fucking dildo? Typical fucking woman, 'No, I don't want an actual penis, just a dildo' I mean what the fuck is the fucking difference?Philhod wrote:Try getting a strap on and give her 2 at once..... Which one goes where is nothing to do with me
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oooh.....two backed beast? Is that a double dildo mate, one end for her and the other for you?
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Kate doesn't do cock, or dildo..
She likes the minge.
I probably shouldn't be saying this on an open forum huh!! Doh..
Oh well, she did fuck up my plans for the eve, so balls to it, just something else for her to have a go at me about.
No you daft bastard.
The two back beast is two peeps shagging, like, ya know, hip wading through the sushi bog like...
She likes the minge.
I probably shouldn't be saying this on an open forum huh!! Doh..
Oh well, she did fuck up my plans for the eve, so balls to it, just something else for her to have a go at me about.
No you daft bastard.
The two back beast is two peeps shagging, like, ya know, hip wading through the sushi bog like...
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Two backed beast = two people shagging? really? Ain't never heard that before!
When we left Ed's a few weeks back, I was kinda sorry not to join you for a curry, on many levels, but it would of been nice to meet Kate as you speak of her often and in a matey way, it's sort of nice to know/meet your background. Not in a nosey way at all but just to build a picture like.
When we left Ed's a few weeks back, I was kinda sorry not to join you for a curry, on many levels, but it would of been nice to meet Kate as you speak of her often and in a matey way, it's sort of nice to know/meet your background. Not in a nosey way at all but just to build a picture like.
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You'd have been welcome, she said it was rude not to bring you over...
So maybe next time, if she's not "low" or whatever the fuck it is women get...
So maybe next time, if she's not "low" or whatever the fuck it is women get...
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Well that's nice of her mate. Bless her cotton socks.
Two backed beast.......yeah I can see it Van, although tis the 1st time I heard of it, dunno, doesn't really 'click' whatever the fuck that means
Two backed beast.......yeah I can see it Van, although tis the 1st time I heard of it, dunno, doesn't really 'click' whatever the fuck that means
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[quote]she said it was rude not to bring you over..[/quote
She obviously doesn't know Bandit.... It would have been very rude if you had brought him over
She obviously doesn't know Bandit.... It would have been very rude if you had brought him over
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She's known me for like, er, 12 years or more, so she's used to it!
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wot you tryin to say like?Philhod wrote:she said it was rude not to bring you over..[/quote
She obviously doesn't know Bandit.... It would have been very rude if you had brought him over
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