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by Philhod » 04 Nov 2011
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Wouldn't know, it's that long since I had any at home.
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by docchevron132 » 04 Nov 2011
see, I thought it was a grumpy and yet semi amusing bit of writing, but it seems I'm almost alone in that view..
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by Way2go » 04 Nov 2011
Philhod wrote: Wouldn't know, it's that long since I had any at home.
By the "qualifier" (at home) in that sentence it suggests you have an external supply on tap?
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by Philhod » 04 Nov 2011
72... AND STILL ROCKIN..........around the world...... NOT in a chair yet
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by mnde » 04 Nov 2011
docchevron132 wrote:see, I thought it was a grumpy and yet semi amusing bit of writing, but it seems I'm almost alone in that view..
No you're not.
That elongated rant cheered up my afternoon.
Have you ever thought of writing a book? You'd certainly give Charlie Brooker a run for his money.
BTW I disagree about internet dating... but only because I'm terribly biased as my lovely Lucy initially contacted me through Yahoo Personals.
(And I had previous success with Match, which led to me flying to meet a girl in NY
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by mat_the_cat » 04 Nov 2011
Likewise, I thought it was a cracking read. But I suppose simply clicking the 'like' button on Facebook didn't really convey that.... Like all the best humour, it's based on just enough truth to allow people to relate to it.
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by Philhod » 04 Nov 2011
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by mat_the_cat » 04 Nov 2011
Philhod wrote:they are, well, the phrase gagging really doesn't do it justice.
And if they aren't before, you make certain they are afterwards?
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by Philhod » 04 Nov 2011
If they ain't before there won't be an afterwards. I don't have time for persuasion
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by mat_the_cat » 05 Nov 2011
I meant gagging as in 'with a mouthful'...
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by Philhod » 05 Nov 2011
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by docchevron132 » 05 Nov 2011
mnde wrote:Have you ever thought of writing a book? You'd certainly give Charlie Brooker a run for his money.
BTW I disagree about internet dating... but only because I'm terribly biased as my lovely Lucy initially contacted me through Yahoo Personals.
(And I had previous success with Match, which led to me flying to meet a girl in NY
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I've already written 2 books, but they were shite.
I know lots of people hat have done very well with internet dating, it just isn't for me, and gives me something to whinge about!
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by jayw » 05 Nov 2011
docchevron132 wrote:see, I thought it was a grumpy and yet semi amusing bit of writing,
I'm guessing many bottles of beer had passed thy lips when you started typing that!
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by docchevron132 » 07 Nov 2011
stone cold sober mate.
When I'm pissed I really start rambling on at nausiating length about everything that pisses me off!
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by Philhod » 08 Nov 2011
but it seems I'm almost alone in that view..
Not really mate I should team you up with my missis.....you have lots in common
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by docchevron132 » 08 Nov 2011
in what cntext mate?! I refer you to my original grumble!
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by Philhod » 08 Nov 2011
Exacly that mate. She believes that sex is best left weeeeell alone :
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by docchevron132 » 09 Nov 2011
Ahh, so she's a grumpy old man?!
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by Philhod » 09 Nov 2011
Err yeah....I mean no, I mean well, grumpy old bitch.
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by Philhod » 12 Nov 2011
It's one of those whooooooo moments again.
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