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/\ Not you you daft bastard! Mind you, it's as daft a word as Football anyway!







fuckin' hates football me.......

Bx Bandit wrote: fuckin' hates football me.......

That makes you a bloody good bloke in my book, football, poncy wankers running about for too much pay, thats what it is.

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Stinkwheel(Matt) wrote:

Bx Bandit wrote: fuckin' hates football me.......

That makes you a bloody good bloke in my book, football, poncy wankers running about for too much pay, thats what it is.

Well thank'e Stinky. I truly concur. Overrated by a cazillion points and takes far more than it's fair share of TV coverage to the demise of other more interesting TV - like Paint Drying Championships!

Stinkwheel(Matt) wrote:

Bx Bandit wrote: fuckin' hates football me.......

That makes you a bloody good bloke in my book, football, poncy wankers running about for too much pay, thats what it is.

agree completely!

None of them apply to me. Especially not the first one.

Yey! That's another tw*t converted!

Come here for some fucking foul language?



Welcome to our humble abode... make yourself at home...

Mr Scarecrow, good day! How's things?

Relaxed - but I'll never swear on here

Matt's been grooming me by-the-way...

No point complaining I s'pose - he's just doing his job.

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Well I've never fuckin sworn on here either...oh shit....I mean fuck..oh bollocks, now look what you made me do

Scarecrow wrote:Relaxed - but I'll never swear on here

why the fuck not? No-ones going to chew you a new pair over it!

Oh - fuck it, go on then.

I used to like to teach the Russian students that Canterbury was pronounced Cunterbury as I dropped them off at the train station to buy their tickets. Police officers must always be addressed as Cuntstable and we were in the cunty of Kunt. Very important to pronounce things properly if you want to get on I used to tell them.

You've gotta take your pleasures somehow.

I try to be sparing & mostly swear for emphasis - people who know me well know it signals something (e.g. to signify something or somebody's really pissed me off, you've really pissed me off, I strongly disagree with you etc).

Swearing while working on a car though can be a little sort of mantra to help get the job done & help me concentrate....

Scarecrow I applaud your teaching skills and indeed, your last sentence "You've gotta take your pleasures somehow." is only too true, important too to have little things that amuse you.

I used to live with a PHD student who often spoke about a 'workpiece', as in a scale model of his project or design. I always referred to it as his ring piece. It was hysterical.
"Hi Stavros, how's your ring piece?"
"Aaaah, eetsa going okaiya" etc etc

Yay

I sometimes give in to the urge to bib and wave at people I don't know as I drive by. Quite a few wave back too.

Fish_Botherer wrote:I try to be sparing & mostly swear for emphasis - people who know me well know it signals something (e.g. to signify something or somebody's really pissed me off, you've really pissed me off, I strongly disagree with you etc).

Swearing while working on a car though can be a little sort of mantra to help get the job done & help me concentrate....

I seem to swear all of the time apart from when I'm annoyed, then I really swear, gaining a magical power upgrade ability to include swear words within words as well as all around them. I did spend two whole weeks not swearing and I succeeded quite well - but now I know it's not a habit, I can handle it. Sniff - honest.

My dog hates it if I talk to myself - he gets all paranoid and freaky.

is that your doffie in the profile pic?
More piccies required! He looks lovely.
So then, I have competition for the largest swearing fucker on here then!

Fucking you Doc! Or maybe Jay, sorry, fucking Jay.

Indeed, that's a very nice...................er........................doffie ???