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[charlie]

but but but but



its dark

[Bx Bandit]

exactly! That's when the drunks come out and snap yer mirror off!

[Vanny]

just an on topic thought, hows your accelerator pedal?

[mat_the_cat]

That wouldn't cause hesitancy through, if you're thinking cracked pedal pivot...

exactly! That's when the drunks come out and snap yer mirror off!

Got a story about that - was sleeping in my car one night after a bit of a session, just about to nod off when a group of pissheads came down the street breaking off aerials, mirrors and suchlike.
I waited till they got level with my car, then leapt out brandishing my 'handy length of scaffold pole I use for leverage' in the air at them. To say they were surprised and a little shocked is an understatement, I chased 'em down the street for a bit then went back as I was only in my boxers.

[Bx Bandit]

that'll show 'em Matt!

good point Vanny but there is definitely a hestitancy/mild stutter as opposed to a smooth but restricted limit.

[Vanny]

That wouldn't cause hesitancy through, if you're thinking cracked pedal pivot...

Well i wasn't so bully to you

I notice bandit didn't answer the question though

[Bx Bandit]

/\ er ok then, my accelerator pedal is fine, feeling a bit cold now and again, probably wet now and again from the rain getting on my foot.....is that what you mean Vanny?

[charlie]

i on behalf of the accelerator society i am going to plead for your help with this down trodden peddle

please dont stamp as this causes real pain, peddle to the metal is no joke, oh no it isnt

an accelerator peddle is for life and not just for getting you from a to b, please remember this

have you ever thought about cleaning your footwear before use, many a peddle complain of being caught under a footfull of shit, and poo does stink

your peddle and a cracked pivot head is not something that is smart, nice or even funny

yours persidentialy

van von penfold

[Philhod]

Cure

[Bx Bandit]

errrr............wot's a peddle?

The accelerator PEDAL is fine, not cracked/leaning/covered in muck/sticking etc etc etc.

Actually, it feels like an automatic at the moment. Put the PEDAL down a bit and the engine revs slurr up a tad as that clutch slips away..... away.... away to dust!

[Vanny]

have you bothered to whip the dizzy off and see whats under it?

[Philhod]

errrr............wot's a peddle?

I assume it's something that's peddled by a peddler

I said that earlier Vanny including leads but didn't get a n answer except all was good!!

apparently

[Bx Bandit]

have you bothered to whip the dizzy off and see whats under it?

not recently no, I better had I guess but scrapping the Xantia is taking too much time!

[Vanny]

but didn't get an answer

Pretty normal for Bandit to be honest

[Bx Bandit]

errrr............wot's a peddle?

I assume it's something that's peddled by a peddler

I said that earlier Vanny including leads but didn't get a n answer except all was good!!

apparently

Oh I'm sorry Phil, was I ignoring you! Actually I must of been, but not on purpose, as I have no recollection of your question! Shit aren't I!

Hmmm, need to read back through..........hang on a mo

edit: well I did answer mate, in the 3rd Bandit post of this thread! So ner..........

As for you Vanny, you can stick your 'normal for Bandit' in yer pipe and schmoke it baby!

[charlie]

errrr............wot's a peddle

i think im gonna to play with me duck

[docchevron132]

I'm soooo getting some of them!
"please make sure you have made the right decision"! Fucking GOLD!

[charlie]

nah dont bother mate

what you really need is one of these

[Philhod]

The Duck thing....Is that for suicides?????????????

[Vanny]

the packaaging says the following phil

Electric Bath Duck
suicidal tendancy
one use only