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[smiffy]

At long last, the foot valve on my car has been changed by the lovely Doctor Chris, I owe him a blow job!

It's kind of surreal to leave the car for a few hours, come back to it, and it's not only still sat up, but when you get in and start it, the stop light goes out instantly!

Of course I know that when you disturb the hydraulics on a citroen, and in my case do a blood transfusion... (I swapped the LHM for Hydraurincage), there is a honeymoon period. Just aswell I did, there was all sorts of shite in the reservior!
We shall see what it's really like by this time next week.

[jonathan_dyane]

In the course of fitting a Land Rover engine I managed to twat my foot with a hammer t'other day. I've got a belter of a bruise...

[smiffy]

I bet that hurt like a bitch! These days, I tend to wear industrial safety footwear all the time....unless I'm wearing a suit!

[docchevron132]

when the fuck do you ever wear a suit?

[jonathan_dyane]

It did cause much swearage

Starting to tone down now like:

Boots would have afforded more protection than the knackered Vans I was wearing...

[Way2go]

Ouch! (Or words to that effect )

[mat_the_cat]

What, like fuuuuuuuuuuck!

Have you stretched that photo, or are your feet unusually long?

[jonathan_dyane]

Size 15, part of my somewhat freakish genetic disorder. But hey, you should see the size of me nob...

[Vanny]

somewhat freakish genetic disorder

Somewhat? Your like a walking genetic disorder billboard, and a biggun at that!

[jonathan_dyane]

Ah well, at least I make an impression...

[Philhod]

On a serious note, Keep an eye open for a red line traveling up yer leg and a sort of sore feeling. A blow to the foot can result in an infection starting up due to temporary stopping of the blood flow.
Twice happened to me, Doc said old fashioned blood poisoning????

[docchevron132]

saeptacemia like....

size 15? fuuuuuck!

[docchevron132]

actually, why not fuck shoes off altogether and wear canoes instead?

[mat_the_cat]

If you find a girl with a foot fetish, you'll be sorted! And she probably won't even need your nob anyway...

[Way2go]

If that extends to her drinking champagne from your shoe, at size 15 that becomes an expensive quantity!

[Philhod]

at size 15 that becomes an expensive quantity!

You be pished quite quick though.

[jonathan_dyane]

No red line as yet, so it looks like I'm round for a bit longer at least. On girls and the feet, I have yet to find a girl who finds mine any more than tolerable. Better luck next time...