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We're all fucked.

Posted: 24 Jul 2010
by docchevron132
Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)


Oh well, I hear hell is nice this time of year!

Re: We're all fucked.

Posted: 24 Jul 2010
by mat_the_cat
I was alright until I got to the 5th line!

Re: We're all fucked.

Posted: 24 Jul 2010
by docchevron132
Corinthians 6:10??
I was fucked from the get go!

Re: We're all fucked.

Posted: 24 Jul 2010
by docchevron132
Jesus is on line now!!!!
[bow] [bow] [bow]

Re: We're all fucked.

Posted: 24 Jul 2010
by Stinkwheel(Matt)
Whoremongers
Is this the same as a fish monger or what?

And honestly,i feel i need to challenge Mr J Dyane on the 'im jesus' front.

Have something scary............
Image

Yes subjects, i have come amongst you, so watch where you step and possibly get it wiped up eh?

Re: We're all fucked.

Posted: 24 Jul 2010
by Stinkwheel(Matt)
And OMG, i just realised you can see my pussy in that picture!!

Re: We're all fucked.

Posted: 24 Jul 2010
by Father Ted
Looking on the bright side, Hell has all the best musicians.

Re: We're all fucked.

Posted: 24 Jul 2010
by mat_the_cat
Stinkwheel(Matt) wrote:i have come amongst you
Well, wipe it up man!

Re: We're all fucked.

Posted: 24 Jul 2010
by Stinkwheel(Matt)
mat_the_cat wrote:
Stinkwheel(Matt) wrote:i have come amongst you
Well, wipe it up man!

I did, but the tissue went all soggy.

Re: We're all fucked.

Posted: 24 Jul 2010
by Philhod
That comes from having an excited pussy on your knee. :shock:


(both puns intended)

Re: We're all fucked.

Posted: 24 Jul 2010
by docchevron132
Stinkwheel(Matt) wrote: And honestly,i feel i need to challenge Mr J Dyane on the 'im jesus' front.
no no no! Jonathon is Jesus' brother, Jesus is Rich, or Jesus...

Nice beardage though Matt!

Re: We're all fucked.

Posted: 24 Jul 2010
by Stinkwheel(Matt)
docchevron132 wrote:
Stinkwheel(Matt) wrote: And honestly,i feel i need to challenge Mr J Dyane on the 'im jesus' front.
no no no! Jonathon is Jesus' brother, Jesus is Rich, or Jesus...

Nice beardage though Matt!

Ah i see, im sorry, i will go and repeat Rich is jesus and jonothan is his brother.

Ta on the beard compliment. I had to grow it, people kept mistaking me for a bird with this hair.

Re: We're all fucked.

Posted: 24 Jul 2010
by docchevron132
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I had long (ish) hair once.... now I have none.... :cry: :cry:

Re: We're all fucked.

Posted: 24 Jul 2010
by Bx Bandit
Think I once got to 3 weeks without a shave but it's just too god damn (oops, sorry big J) itchy!

Yeah, Rich is Big J and his bro' is Unkie J(ohnathon)

Re: We're all fucked.

Posted: 24 Jul 2010
by mickey taker
whiskers ,

8 out of 10 sinners prefer them

Re: We're all fucked.

Posted: 24 Jul 2010
by Philhod
:D Silver ones are cool 8) 8)

Question:- If Corinthians scored 6 (6:10) Who scored the 10 ???

Re: We're all fucked.

Posted: 24 Jul 2010
by Bx Bandit
Germany?

Re: We're all fucked.

Posted: 24 Jul 2010
by mickey taker
yeah on penalties as fucking usual

Re: We're all fucked.

Posted: 24 Jul 2010
by Bx Bandit
Football :roll:

Re: We're all fucked.

Posted: 24 Jul 2010
by Philhod
:? I only said scored I never mentioned football :lol: