BXProject

[charlie]

project fooooooooog on the move

got assorted bx fog lamp bits and wanna do em up real smart like

cause like now, das a bit shitty







these bulb holders were held in place by two small lugs which i drilled out

and am goona clean em up, treat em with de ruster stuff and say nice fings to em as well

but these babies need more cause me am gonnna paint them with lovely chrome





there full of aluminum powder/rusty stuff sooooooooooo have tried to clean them but theres still deposits on it





im told that vinegar works wonders

any one care to share

[charlie]

and am gonna need assistance with a wiring plan

pleeeeeeeeeease

[Philhod]

Vinegar does indeed work Charlie, albeit very slowly.
Your best option is the acid based ally wheel cleaner, does a good job within 2 hours and stabilises the metal.
If it's very thin only an hour.

Is the wires not already there Chas.??

[docchevron132]

Wires.. erm.. believe it or not I actually wired my fogs in all on my own many years ago on a dark wet evening.
Fuck knows how, but you can copy my wiring loom if you like!

[Way2go]

Interesting! Must get round to renovating mine and they aren't even as bad as that. I keep thinking it would be better to replace these with driving lights which are useful always unlike the fogs just for rare use (If they still work by then )

I thought the problem with the fogs was wiring continuity but that metered out fine. The problem with these lamps seems to be the earthing connection through the body of the lamp holder (rotten lug). I modified it to connect via the wire retaining clip which worked but wasn't as meaty a connection as what it needed.

[jayw]

but wasn't as meaty a connection as what it needed

Puff of smoke or lamps of darkness...?

[Way2go]

Puff of smoke or lamps of darkness...?

The mod worked to give lamps of brightness but the lamps expired in a short time. I thought it may be the point connections of the clip caused undue heating of the base but it also could have been the lamps were just old and failure was a coincidence.

[charlie]

Vinegar does indeed work Charlie, albeit very slowly.
Your best option is the acid based ally wheel cleaner, does a good job within 2 hours and stabilises the metal.
If it's very thin only an hour.

http://www.mandp.co.uk/productinfo/5039 ... oy-Cleaner

ta ta and ta again

[charlie]

Is the wires not already there Chas.??

errrrrrrrrrrr no i dont think so

gonna have to fit everythin from scratch me old flat capped northern ferret weaseler

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Fuck knows how, but you can copy my wiring loom if you like!

as im a great believer of the fuck knows how method of doing things,

in fact im proud to class myself as one of the founding farts of the fuck it, he knows lets get him to do it instead school

a copying i will go mr doc, yes please

[Philhod]

Mine was one of the last batch of hatchbacks and has bloody wires with extra connections for just about anything.
The ones I meant, Charlie, are like little short spur wires on the headlights wiring loom, near the lights and they have like plastic box connectors on the end, to just plug into.
Behind the dash switch blanks there are connectors too.
That makes it a bit easier for your fuck nose school of thought, as fuck nose what goes on in between......., but it works

[docchevron132]

wait up. Your car is a Mk2 aint it?
If so, I think I can actually remember how to do the wiring aspect (assuming you have a proper fog light switch) to make the thing work exactley as it should, even with the dull glow of the switch backlight until it's switched on and everyfink!

[Philhod]

Yes I noticed that that worked as well. fucknose how though.

[Bx Bandit]

Charlie, you dim whitted school boy! Go ahead and cover your fogs in Vinegar if you like, but you'll just attract the sea gulls! I have said acid etcher primer stuff.

As for the wiring diagram, just copy it out the BOL! C'mon bitch get them fogs shining 'ho!

[charlie]

am sitting here in the nude like,

fiddling and stuff

and i thought hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

so heres me bendy that broke down, again, back in de depot



fault, rear door screen gone blank



that is cctv screen with de wide angle lens that lets me see the back doors of bus and all de people getting safely off

and not and i repeat not de top over view of de wobbly tittties of dem women in them sort of dresses like

[charlie]

after that brief interluding of playfulness

ive gone and made this happen by rubbing things very quick





lockheed rust stop on befor they turned black

then me fine zinc primer and a primevil undercoat

then anything that i got really to make em look like this





am gonna give em one last finishing coat of sommamat special

[charlie]

Charlie, you dim whitted school boy! Go ahead and cover your fogs in Vinegar if you like, but you'll just attract the sea gulls! I have said acid etcher primer stuff.

As for the wiring diagram, just copy it out the BOL! C'mon bitch get them fogs shining 'ho!

look people in germany pay good money to be shit on by seagulls and i am gonna be a tart and do............

well im not exactly sure what but i know its gonna annoy you you you you you eater of badger shit and tamer of wild grass seeds


and just what exactly is BOL you underground facking cant

The ones I meant, Charlie, are like little short spur wires on the headlights wiring loom, near the lights and they have like plastic box connectors on the end, to just plug into.
Behind the dash switch blanks there are connectors too.
That makes it a bit easier for your fuck nose school of thought, as fuck nose what goes on in between......., but it works

way way way wayyy toooo technical

uve forgotten just who the fuck youre talking too

cough cough

errrrrrrrrr

me

wait up. Your car is a Mk2 aint it?
If so, I think I can actually remember how to do the wiring aspect (assuming you have a proper fog light switch) to make the thing work exactley as it should, even with the dull glow of the switch backlight until it's switched on and everyfink!

at last someone who knows what hes talking about

think you doc

hes my mate is doc

looking for the i love him smiley
but cant find any so
so have some kisses instead

xxxxxx

ps

now

you are officially my bitch

i have witnesseseseseseses

[docchevron132]

You were in the nude, and you broke your bendy! Thats some bad shit on youporn that is!

I had a "thermal event" in a Dart this evening. Sadly it didn't burn to the ground though.

If you have a proper switch, then you'll need some wire, and a relay, the rest I think I can manage!

If you dont have the proper switch, I might have one, but dont hold me to that!

[smiffy]

I got a fog proper switch should you need it...

[charlie]

been drinking rot gut cider and then pissing over me fogggggies

and hey presto urine atic acid will clean and shine

so have now got these primed babies on me hands







next

is to spary them with chrome !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[charlie]

am also planning to spray the inside of these with chrome to see if i can rescue the mirror finish



cant really see in this pic but they are a bit tatttttty