- Father Ted
- Centenial time waster
- Posts: 2780
- Joined: 03 Apr 2009
- Location: Granadaland
Re: I'm not around!
Smiffy, I do believe that Philhod of this parish is looking to pass on his TXD, non turdblower dizzle.
Obvioulsy I would love this car myself as it ticks all the boxes
1) BX
2) RED
3) Diesel
4) N/A Dizzle.
5) Towbar.
6) Cheap.
7) Local - its a local car for local people.
Sadly I am extremely attached to my penis and testicles and feel that turning up home with "another one of those fucking silly spaceships" will lead to rapid loss of all three items.
Obvioulsy I would love this car myself as it ticks all the boxes
1) BX
2) RED
3) Diesel
4) N/A Dizzle.
5) Towbar.
6) Cheap.
7) Local - its a local car for local people.
Sadly I am extremely attached to my penis and testicles and feel that turning up home with "another one of those fucking silly spaceships" will lead to rapid loss of all three items.
-
- GET OUT MORE
- Posts: 8744
- Joined: 01 Nov 2007
- Location: Wigan Lancs
- Contact:
Re: I'm not around!
Totally understandable.....given the total unreasonableness of wimmin
72... AND STILL ROCKIN..........around the world...... NOT in a chair yet
Now XBX And into HDI.....as well as other ...err.... things.
Now XBX And into HDI.....as well as other ...err.... things.
- smiffy
- Centenial time waster
- Posts: 2176
- Joined: 02 Aug 2007
- Location: Ormskirk or Bristol
- Contact:
Re: I'm not around!
That's why I don't understand why you lot bother with them.Philhod wrote:given the total unreasonableness of wimmin
Occaisional hot wet minge isn't a good enough reason to give up the rest of your life, when you could enjoy a satisfying wank just the way you like it from the one person who understands you best!
They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away...
but now that most of them are muslim, I find bacon and sausages work better!
but now that most of them are muslim, I find bacon and sausages work better!
-
- GET OUT MORE
- Posts: 4639
- Joined: 12 Jun 2007
- Location: in the cowshed
Re: I'm not around!
and if you fancy something different you can always use the other hand aint that right John
Light travels quicker than sound.That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- Bx Bandit
- GET OUT MORE
- Posts: 6641
- Joined: 16 Nov 2006
- Location: Somewhere I don't want to be...
Re: I'm not around!
errrr..........
I'd be tempted to 'over rule' Doc and say if you must go Xantia then get a 2.1! Or better still an XM!
Another plan is that there is a BX TZD Turbo less than a mile away from me. Think it's off the road but it looked tidy enough. I could go ask if he wants to sell?
I'd be tempted to 'over rule' Doc and say if you must go Xantia then get a 2.1! Or better still an XM!
Another plan is that there is a BX TZD Turbo less than a mile away from me. Think it's off the road but it looked tidy enough. I could go ask if he wants to sell?
....There he goes, one of God's own prototypes, a high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production......too weird too live.....and too rare to die
-
- GET OUT MORE
- Posts: 4577
- Joined: 21 Nov 2006
- Location: By a flaky computer
Re: I'm not around!
Is that Charlie's post XM surfing machine?Bx Bandit wrote: Another plan is that there is a BX TZD Turbo less than a mile away from me. Think it's off the road but it looked tidy enough. I could go ask if he wants to sell?
Charlie's gone AWOL hasn't he? We haven't seen one of his sparkling "guerilla" posts in a long while.
1991 BX19GTi Auto
- smiffy
- Centenial time waster
- Posts: 2176
- Joined: 02 Aug 2007
- Location: Ormskirk or Bristol
- Contact:
Re: I'm not around!
The 2.1 engine doesn't really float my boat...head gasket problems, and that fucking awfull place to mount the thermostat.....
Yeah dude, see what the spiel is on the TZD, but it needs to be quick, as I want to be sorted by next weekend at the latest.
Yeah dude, see what the spiel is on the TZD, but it needs to be quick, as I want to be sorted by next weekend at the latest.
They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away...
but now that most of them are muslim, I find bacon and sausages work better!
but now that most of them are muslim, I find bacon and sausages work better!
- docchevron132
- Bus Warrior
- Posts: 11929
- Joined: 10 Oct 2006
- Location: Sat with a hammer under 8666KGs of rust!
- Contact:
Re: I'm not around!
For you or I then I'd say yes.Bx Bandit wrote:errrr..........
I'd be tempted to 'over rule' Doc and say if you must go Xantia then get a 2.1! Or better still an XM!
Another plan is that there is a BX TZD Turbo less than a mile away from me. Think it's off the road but it looked tidy enough. I could go ask if he wants to sell?
But, given that I've done a clutch in a 2.1, I have no wish to do another, and as we all know, anything more than bulbs on Smiffy's motor's tends to be a job for uncle Chris.
And Uncle Chris is getting old, and I hate Xantia's. A lot.
XM would be a fine idea, but, again, working on them aint as easy as a BX, parts are hard / impossible to get and they are more prone to going wrong than BX's.
Dont know what Smiffy's gewtting at re HG on the 2.1. They aint any more prone to failure than any other XU engine really.
TZD less than a mile from the Bandit. Go forth young stallion, and dont ask, tell the mofo we're coming to take it!
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
-
- GET OUT MORE
- Posts: 8744
- Joined: 01 Nov 2007
- Location: Wigan Lancs
- Contact:
Re: I'm not around!
It will be another 3/4 weeks before the TXD is ready John.
Aw thanks John. I didn't know you caredwhen you could enjoy a satisfying wank just the way you like it from the one person who understands you best
72... AND STILL ROCKIN..........around the world...... NOT in a chair yet
Now XBX And into HDI.....as well as other ...err.... things.
Now XBX And into HDI.....as well as other ...err.... things.
- Father Ted
- Centenial time waster
- Posts: 2780
- Joined: 03 Apr 2009
- Location: Granadaland
Re: I'm not around!
Bulbs on the Micra took rather longer than anticipated when the little yellow cover dropped off inside the lamp with a tinkle.docchevron132 wrote:anything more than bulbs on Smiffy's motor's tends to be a job for uncle Chris.
Fifteen minutes dicking about with a tent peg, screwdriver, magnet and piece of flimsy glowstick finally had me pulling the battery off to give me enough room to get a hook inside the opening, hooked the light cover out and watched it fall to the floor with a little tinkle.
Halfords fit bulbs for £3.99, so the Zafira is going there tomorrow.
- Bx Bandit
- GET OUT MORE
- Posts: 6641
- Joined: 16 Nov 2006
- Location: Somewhere I don't want to be...
Re: I'm not around!
That's a very good point Doccers, I hated working on the Xantia! I shall be as stallion like as I can and trott along to investigate. I think you'll be lucky timing wise Smiffy as I rekon it's not MOTd! I'll let you know.docchevron132 wrote:For you or I then I'd say yes.Bx Bandit wrote:errrr..........
I'd be tempted to 'over rule' Doc and say if you must go Xantia then get a 2.1! Or better still an XM!
Another plan is that there is a BX TZD Turbo less than a mile away from me. Think it's off the road but it looked tidy enough. I could go ask if he wants to sell?
But, given that I've done a clutch in a 2.1, I have no wish to do another, and as we all know, anything more than bulbs on Smiffy's motor's tends to be a job for uncle Chris.
And Uncle Chris is getting old, and I hate Xantia's. A lot.
XM would be a fine idea, but, again, working on them aint as easy as a BX, parts are hard / impossible to get and they are more prone to going wrong than BX's.
Dont know what Smiffy's gewtting at re HG on the 2.1. They aint any more prone to failure than any other XU engine really.
TZD less than a mile from the Bandit. Go forth young stallion, and dont ask, tell the mofo we're coming to take it!
W2G, no tit's not Charlies. He has his old faithful Mean Dream Cream Machine.
I shall start work on the XM next week, starting by ordering an Epic seal kit It's gonna be fun
....There he goes, one of God's own prototypes, a high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production......too weird too live.....and too rare to die
- docchevron132
- Bus Warrior
- Posts: 11929
- Joined: 10 Oct 2006
- Location: Sat with a hammer under 8666KGs of rust!
- Contact:
Re: I'm not around!
EPIC pumps, FTL..
I feel your pain dude.
I have a few XM bits kicking about. Not much, a headlight glass / unit I think, some dash / instrument stuff, a 2.0SEI ECU, a 2.0 inlet manifold, an ABS ECU etc etc.
I neither want or need them, so if you want any / all of it, I'll hook it all out of tip it!
I feel your pain dude.
I have a few XM bits kicking about. Not much, a headlight glass / unit I think, some dash / instrument stuff, a 2.0SEI ECU, a 2.0 inlet manifold, an ABS ECU etc etc.
I neither want or need them, so if you want any / all of it, I'll hook it all out of tip it!
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
- Fish_Botherer
- New Member
- Posts: 314
- Joined: 04 Apr 2009
- Location: Sixty Feet up, wishing I still had a BX....but most likely bothering fish
Re: I'm not around!
Not Mr Wood starting a new episode of married life, is it? If so, pass on my regards (I don't think I have any up-to-date means of contact at the moment). If not, good luck to whoever it may be.docchevron132 wrote:?? Erm, Jon's wedding is on the Saturday, and I'm providing vintage bus, Rolls Royce and prison bus home etc etc, which means a logistical nightmare to get all this shit back to their respective homes the following morning see.
Smiffy, sorry to hear of the extensive rot in your BX. I'm with the Doc on 1.9 vs 2.1, if only because I've never heard anything good about Epic pumps, assuming that's what went into the 2.1 Xantia.
- docchevron132
- Bus Warrior
- Posts: 11929
- Joined: 10 Oct 2006
- Location: Sat with a hammer under 8666KGs of rust!
- Contact:
Re: I'm not around!
Not Mr. Wood no, a fellow bus driver from work.
I believe all the Xantia's had EPIC pumps yes.
I believe all the Xantia's had EPIC pumps yes.
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
- mat_the_cat
- Centenial time waster
- Posts: 2656
- Joined: 01 Apr 2009
Re: I'm not around!
I believe that's where the commonly used phase amongst the yoof of today, "Epic phail" actually originates from...the botherer of fish wrote:I've never heard anything good about Epic pumps
- docchevron132
- Bus Warrior
- Posts: 11929
- Joined: 10 Oct 2006
- Location: Sat with a hammer under 8666KGs of rust!
- Contact:
Re: I'm not around!
We need a like button on here!
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
-
- GET OUT MORE
- Posts: 4577
- Joined: 21 Nov 2006
- Location: By a flaky computer
Re: I'm not around!
Ah! I too thought you meant the BXC founder.docchevron132 wrote:Not Mr. Wood no, a fellow bus driver from work.
1991 BX19GTi Auto
- Bx Bandit
- GET OUT MORE
- Posts: 6641
- Joined: 16 Nov 2006
- Location: Somewhere I don't want to be...
Re: I'm not around!
Citro Jim rates the Epic, and I have to say I had not one ounce of trouble with mine on the Xantia!
....There he goes, one of God's own prototypes, a high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production......too weird too live.....and too rare to die
-
- GET OUT MORE
- Posts: 4639
- Joined: 12 Jun 2007
- Location: in the cowshed
Re: I'm not around!
docchevron132 wrote:
We need a like button on here!
someones spending too much time on facebook
Light travels quicker than sound.That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- Father Ted
- Centenial time waster
- Posts: 2780
- Joined: 03 Apr 2009
- Location: Granadaland