- smiffy
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What are the chances?
How many times does this happen?
You turn up to a rally somewhere, and someone comes up to you, and says "ere, have you seen the number plate on that over there, it's just like yours!"
I'd always known about his van, but never actually seen it in the flesh, let alone while with my bus....
I bet the van is now razor blades, and I no-longer own the bus......sadly!
john s
You turn up to a rally somewhere, and someone comes up to you, and says "ere, have you seen the number plate on that over there, it's just like yours!"
I'd always known about his van, but never actually seen it in the flesh, let alone while with my bus....
I bet the van is now razor blades, and I no-longer own the bus......sadly!
john s
They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away...
but now that most of them are muslim, I find bacon and sausages work better!
but now that most of them are muslim, I find bacon and sausages work better!
- docchevron132
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You really should get the old girl back dude.
Then you could practice reversing large vehicles!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Poor defensless Transit...:roll::lol::lol:8)
Then you could practice reversing large vehicles!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Poor defensless Transit...:roll::lol::lol:8)
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
- smiffy
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- smiffy
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Not quite a mechanic, I sort of look for and fix minor defects, like loose seats, broken light lenses, bulbs etc.
Trouble is the company rent a very large yard from the council, and so do some other companies, who park their shit all over the place!
Back in the old NBC days before privatisation in 1986, the entire yard would still be owned by the bus company.
We only have 175 buses at our depot now, but back then it would have been more like 300!!!
Trouble is the company rent a very large yard from the council, and so do some other companies, who park their shit all over the place!
Back in the old NBC days before privatisation in 1986, the entire yard would still be owned by the bus company.
We only have 175 buses at our depot now, but back then it would have been more like 300!!!
They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away...
but now that most of them are muslim, I find bacon and sausages work better!
but now that most of them are muslim, I find bacon and sausages work better!
- docchevron132
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The point though, is that Smiffy wasn't the first to destroy the very same Transit! An inspector reversed the then "brewin car" into it ( A corsa no less) and did more damage than smiffy did in a 9 tonne Lance!
The Lance had a cracked panel, the Corsa was wankered beyond belief!
Oh, but he did get a hug from Miss Piggy!
Further Smiffy is now know as Kermit!
The Lance had a cracked panel, the Corsa was wankered beyond belief!
Oh, but he did get a hug from Miss Piggy!
Further Smiffy is now know as Kermit!
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
- smiffy
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- docchevron132
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Miss Piggy managed to put a window through in a bus tonight herself, so it's one all!
He's got to bone her before thursday, or I'll lose me £20....
Not that we've got a book running or owt like!
He's got to bone her before thursday, or I'll lose me £20....
Not that we've got a book running or owt like!
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
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- docchevron132
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
He'll need some for the front aswell! He's just as bad going forwards!
Actually a set of them for the arse end of his valver would be a good fitment, at least until I nick his rear bumper!
He'll need some for the front aswell! He's just as bad going forwards!
Actually a set of them for the arse end of his valver would be a good fitment, at least until I nick his rear bumper!
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.